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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] givesyouaboner) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp 2012-07-03 12:36 am (UTC)

[Good thing he doesn't know you think he's damaged goods, right?]

It all went to good causes!
I used the lube to make a slip-n-slide on the roof with an old tarp I found.
Roxy and I made condom waterballoons. Some of them we froze.
We threw them at people when they started macking, unless they were someone really special and then they got a banana condom mashed in their ears too.

[Are you proud of him yet.]

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