givesyouaboner: (from the ice inside your soul)
Dirk Strider ([personal profile] givesyouaboner) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp 2012-07-04 12:39 am (UTC)

Awesome.

[Bro, don't do that. You know what's going to happen, don't you. Think of the kitchen floor. He'll turn the flat into a lube-slicked fun house.]

Can I get condoms too? They make better water balloons than the regular balloons.

[He may or may not even know what they're supposed to be used for. In the spur of the moment he didn't read the wrappers.]

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