Do you have any idea how jarring it is to see your own son talkin about his god damn arse in a public forum? Not to mention the horrendously inappropriate comments on your part! If you don't think it inappropriate I will be forced to question the way you were raised! He is FAR too young to be involved with someone like that and he is not a god damn filthy fantasy for you. He's my son and you will treat him as such! He still chews on his god damn scarf for fuc-- Mmh.