♕ 1st Queen♕

[nobodyscrumpet]

I have to say, I'm loving the Olympics right now. Oh how darling the girls competing in rhythmic gymnastics are. Simply amazing, I almost wish I asked mother if I could have done taken it up when I was 6.

Not only that, but England won three gold in Equestrian. Oh, it's all simply fantastic.

Oh Bunny, you simply must come over this week and watch the group events for the rhythmic gymnastics. Oh please say you'll come over.

And, if anyone else is interested. I could even talk mumsie into letting me make a day of it. Like a party, only less mess.

Comments

[nobodyscrumpet]

So then that rather lovely beater on the American team isn't going to be coming with you then? Oh, you're just horrible to me. I guess a flag and some chocolate frogs will have to do.

And a box of Quality Streets?

[rule_britannia]

I'm afraid not, but I can certainly manage the other things.

And the Quality Streets you chocolate fiend.

[nobodyscrumpet]

You know. I might complain about you a lot, but you really are the sweetest cousin a girl could have.

So, who are you going with to the cup.

[rule_britannia]

Ugh, just the family.

I'll be meeting Greg on Sunday, though, so there's that.

[nobodyscrumpet]

Do you really have to go? You're going to come home bruised and scrapped again.

Greg is boring though.

[rule_britannia]

I'm afraid so.

Don't start, Victoria.

[nobodyscrumpet]

Auntie needs to so something about them!

Start what? I'm not starting anything.

[rule_britannia]

Mother doesn't know how bad it is and she never will. Hush.

You think all my friends are boring.

[nobodyscrumpet]

Arthur! You can't keep letting this happen! Stop keeping her in the dark.

That's because, they are boring.... Or loud, arrogant blow hards.

[rule_britannia]

What's she going to do, Vicks? Give them a good talking to? You know that won't help.

My friends are not boring.. and I'm not sure I'd call Tony Stark a friend. An acquaintance, perhaps, towards whom I have no further inclination to elbow in the stomach.

[nobodyscrumpet]

She's a witch, Art. If that hadn't escaped your scant notice. There are a great many things she could do to them. Like jinx them to the ceiling.

Tony Stark wasn't the arrogant, blowhard, American I was referring too.

[rule_britannia]

If it hadn't escaped your notice, dear cousin, they are her children. She's not going to jinx them.

Alfred isn't my friend.

[nobodyscrumpet]

Doesn't mean she can't punished them in some way. It's not like boils are unforgivable. I'd give them boils if it didn't mean mumsie would get an owl about it.

Well he doesn't seem to know this, he's always around... Maybe, you should tell him to go away if he isn't a friend then. And mean it.

[rule_britannia]

I do mean it. He's persistent.

[nobodyscrumpet]

You do know anything I reply to that with will just drip with sarcasm. So I'm not going to say anything.

[rule_britannia]

That's probably for the best.

[nobodyscrumpet]

As long as you know I'm still thinking what I'm thinking.

[rule_britannia]

I'm putting on my hardhat for the bricks that will inevitably come crashing down on me.

[nobodyscrumpet]

You always have that hat on.

[rule_britannia]

A metaphorical one, certainly.

[nobodyscrumpet]

You are such a silly boy, you know that?

[rule_britannia]

I'm not sure whether or not I'm supposed to be insulted.

[nobodyscrumpet]

I think I'll leave that up to you, Bunny dearest.

[rule_britannia]

I think it may be easier on the both of us if I go with 'not'.

[nobodyscrumpet]

Of course you would, poppet.

Oh, and before I forget. Should I prepare anything for when you come over?