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[notthebee2]

wor2t.
olympiic2.
ever.
2eriiou2ly, la2t year2 wa2 2o much better, thii2 year iit2 ju2t a bunch of weeniie2 goiing around in 2pandex tryiing two pretend they're faiiriie2 or 2ome 2hiit.
what happened two the competiition?
everyone2 lettiing the a2iian a22hat2 wiin everythiing, and iif iit2 not that then iit2 the a22hole2 acro22 the pond doiing iit.
are our team2 2eriiou2ly that bad?

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[notthebee2]

we ju2t dont know.

[givesyouaboner]

It's a mystery.

[notthebee2]

oh 2hiit.
are we goiing two have two get our a22e2 a corny my2tery club now?
we miight a2well get a pet dog and call iit 2cooby vanta2.

[givesyouaboner]

It's not a mystery. It's always Mr. Jones, and he would've gotten away with it were it not for our inquisitive minds.

[notthebee2]

what iif 2omeone ii2 ma2queradiing a2 mr. Jone2?
the plot thiicken2.

[givesyouaboner]

Blimey!
We certainly have a mystery on our hands now, don't we.