Note 6

[styxiedust]

Right, well, this has been an exciting month. But maybe we've all been a bit wound up by Quidditch and pretentious fun-killers, yeah? Let's talk about other things, like favourite spells to use, books we've read recently...

You know, let's try to pretend we're normal.

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[selfhatred]

"NORMAL".
RIGHT.

[styxiedust]

I said pretend.

It's more productive than wanting to throw that Golem bloke in the lake.

[selfhatred]

I'D PREFER TO THROW THE FUCKER INTO THE LAKE AND THEN ASK FEFERI TO TELL THE SQUID TO DROWN HIM.

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[styxiedust]

Weeeellll, if you have your heart really set on it...

I vote for a water balloon jinx full of lake water and mud.

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[ladyliberty]

I got this. Puckerman taught me the fine art of pee balloons.

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[selfhatred]

PISS BALLOONS.
SERIOUSLY?

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[ladyliberty]

Seriously.

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[selfhatred]

THIS HAS TO HAPPEN.
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

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[ladyliberty]

Yes! It's gonna be awesome!

He'll be so pissed off.

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[fuckmackandme]

hey! hey!
i hope you weren't thinking of pranking that horse's ass without me!
i want in!

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[styxiedust]

Perish the thought, John, as if we'd leave the greatest pranker in Hogwarts out!

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

What an adoooooooora8le idea!
I like Serpensortia.

[styxiedust]

Oh, that's the one that conjures a snake, right?

I like snakes myself, they're rather useful for medical properties! Did you know people use their venom to create antidotes?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Duh! 8ut that's only secondary to how it kills people.
Did YOU know there are some snakes that can knock a man down flat and cold in less than an hour?

[styxiedust]

Is that so? Fascinating! Do you have any more snake facts?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

The longest recorded snake in the world is a reticul8ted python, and it measured past 7 meters.

[styxiedust]

You really seem to fancy snakes! Do you own any?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Noooooooo. Unfortun8ly, they're the last thing my pet wants anything to do with.

[fashioneighsta]

I'm getting the impression that few of us want to be normal.

[styxiedust]

Well, I don't know, how normal do you get when you go to a school to learn magic?

[fashioneighsta]

For some of the students, that is what's normal. For most of us, really, after years of attendance.

[styxiedust]

Right, let me rephrase that, then: How normal do you get when you go to a school to learn magic and there's a disagreeable bloke talking about controversial subjects and quite possibly frightening the younger years?

[fashioneighsta]

Oh, that sort of normal. I completely agree, although I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of backlash he received.

[styxiedust]

Well, yeah, I like how he was even getting it from his own housemates!

...Although the part where one of his dormmates apparently...went on his bed was a little, erm...

Anyway, that's what I was saying.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

This idea? I like it. A lot.

And I like Muffliato. It's good for use around pesky sisters.

[styxiedust]

Hmm, I wouldn't know about that myself, I'm an only child.

Though I suppose snoring dormmates is just as good as pesky sisters.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

But they're only annoying at night.

[styxiedust]

You say that, but you've never been around Amelia when she wants something from you.

Oh wait, I meant scary, not annoying.

Do you want to trade? Katara and I could talk about healing some time and you and Amelia could talk about Quidditch!