★ FIFTEEN

[ladyliberty]

So who knows about muggles and wants to help me with this potions essay? I wanna write about something cool, like Coca-Cola or how airplanes fly. There's a potion for that, right?

[Private to Madeline]

Hey, I know you probably didn't wanna talk about girls stuff where all the boys can read, so we can talk about it here, right? I'm doing this because I love you and I want you to be happy.

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[di_intraining]

Look, I'm just saying it's not a very good example. There isn't a wizard substitute for the machines they use to make Coke. You could make an argument for the Billywig stings substituting the gas inside it, but the long and short of it is that carbon dioxide doesn't make you float if you get it in your system.

[ladyliberty]

If I wanted to write about something we could just do with magic, what is even the point. That's so dumb.

[di_intraining]

You could do that with a different liquid that's not gonna have you failing the assignment.

[ladyliberty]

Do muggles have apple cider?

[di_intraining]

Yeah we do. What are you going to compare it with?

[ladyliberty]

Regular apple cider.

[di_intraining]

Is there a even a difference?

[ladyliberty]

I don't know, isn't that what we're supposed to be finding out?

[di_intraining]

You know, that doesn't sound like a bad ide

Hang on, how are you going to get your hands on apple cider? We're both underaged.

[ladyliberty]

You're not very creative, are you.

[di_intraining]

You're going to have to spell it out for me, sorry.

So exactly how are you going to get your hands on apple cider?

[ladyliberty]

Open the liquor cabinet, take out a jug, and put it back when I'm done.

Anyhow, I didn't realize you had to drink something to research it.

[moveslikejaeger]

you know they make non-alcoholic cider too dont you