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I can't wait for the Quidditch game! I've fixed up my cheerleading uniform and now it's even better than last year! It's too bad we don't have an actual cheer team at this school, but even if we did, no one can cheer better than I can.

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Most of the other hot girls can't cheer because they're on the teams. You're on your own.

That's just too bad for all the other teams, then.

Ravenclaw doesn't have any hot chicks at all.

They're all a bunch of ugly nerd girls who will never get a date.

They have ugly nerd dudes...

Whatever. They're all ugly and nerdy. Not my type.

You sure?

Uh, yes. Why would I want to date a nerd?

Damn, relax. Kidding.

That is not something to joke about. You know how I feel about ugly people.

I don't think I listened.

It's not like I don't say it enough.

Oops?

Do I have to start quizzing you on our conversations?

Jackie, nothing you say is that important.

Everything that comes out of my mouth is pure gold.

If you mean hilarious.

Then I would've said hilarious.

Whatever.

Noah, you know I only tell you my secrets because I trust you so much.

Wait, what secrets?

I've told you tons of secrets.

Which ones were secrets?

I told you about half the girls in Gryffindor. And about that teacher who quit last year.

Oh. That. [Spoiler, he doesn't remember.]

Right? And I don't tell these things to just anyone.

You don't?

If I tell everyone everything I know, I won't have anything to talk about in the future.

Until more stuff happens.

I prioritize.

Right.

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