02 - filtered to Arthur

[greenmoonrising]

 Hey

Arthur, you there?

Comments

[rule_britannia]

All that 'I can't flirt' stuff really is utter tripe

[greenmoonrising]

I can't do it to people I'm actually sweet on I guess. It's easier to flirt with friends because then you're just fooling around.

[rule_britannia]

Hmm.
I suppose.
Best I don't try it on Greg though. He'd have an aneurism.

[greenmoonrising]

You should try it once - it'd be funny.

[rule_britannia]

I actually value his friendship, so perhaps not.

[greenmoonrising]

You flirt with me, does this mean you don't value my friendship? I'm hurt, really.

[rule_britannia]

I know you can take it, poppet

[greenmoonrising]

I'm butt-hurt. Really. Learn to relax a guy first, sheesh.

[rule_britannia]

I'll be more gentle next time

[greenmoonrising]

You'd better be, otherwise I'll cry next time.

[rule_britannia]

Oh Bruce don't tempt me

[greenmoonrising]

You're an abusive man, wanting to see me cry so much.

[rule_britannia]

I know you like it or you wouldn't keep coming back to me ;)

[greenmoonrising]

Maybe I'm just waiting for my revenge to turn the tables on you and make you bite the pillow instead.

[rule_britannia]

Oh jesus

Okay I give. You win this one.
I never thought I'd be playing gay chicken over journal

[greenmoonrising]

:D

[rule_britannia]

Enjoy it while you can

[greenmoonrising]

Oh I will, now bite down darling 'cause I'm going in dry.

[rule_britannia]

Oh my god Bruce.

Are you getting some kind of weird thrill out of this?

[greenmoonrising]

I'm bored, mom's locked me out of the house library and taken away my potions tools.

[rule_britannia]

Oh dear.
What did you blow up this time?

[greenmoonrising]

Nothing.

Much.

She was hoping it'd make me go jogging or something.

[rule_britannia]

By 'nothing much' do you mean she needs to buy a new dining room table or the reason she shut you out of the library is that you set it on fire?

[greenmoonrising]

Excuse you the library is a holy place that I wouldn't even take a candle into, and people eat at the dining room table.





I might have accidentally dissolved part of dad's lab table though.

[rule_britannia]

I once set David's dresser on fire from the other side of the house. Believe me, you don't even need to be in the room.




... Again?