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Rose Lalonde ([personal profile] seeringlight) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-09-03 11:30 pm

☀ 001 ☀

I would like to formally extend my hand to all our new additions to Slytherin. May you show success in your endeavors befitting of this House.
But I'd like to now talk about the current dorming situation.
I am sure all of you are shining examples of good behavior, but let it just be forewarned that no tom foolery will be acceptable. That goes for those of my House and those who will be temporarily staying.

If anything comes to light that I become aware of?
Well.
;)
Bonne chance à vous.

Besides that, I'd like to know who has what classes and whether or not we will be sharing courses together. Other than the standard, everyone must be taking something fulfilling for their electives. I feel like I haven't seen any of you enough with me being abroad for the Summer. I hope I didn't miss too much.

I suppose that is all.
Et avec ce bonne nuit.
clockspinner: (]<)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-04 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
excuse you that was perfectly spelled and conjugated
i am smart as fuck

i dunno do you remember what its like to fly to the moon on a bonafide crotch rocket
or have you fondled too many feisty fish tacos
actual bicurious rose lalonde
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[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-04 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
rude rose
beneath this ruggedly handsome exterior beats the heart of a beautiful courtesan who just wants to be loved
youre erasing my identity

you caught me
actual deviant dave strider
hide yo chocolate starfish hide yo dildos
clockspinner: (YARN SWAG)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-04 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
damn straight
you get a pass this time
this is what i get for trying to be culturally sensitive man seriously

oh sweet action
get me the boozy ones
the creme (note the fancy spelling) hurts my teeth
clockspinner: (Canon here i sit)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-04 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
ah but you forget my roots are from the heartland
bonafide southern hospitality up in here
shit might as well just knight me now ive got all kinds of sicknasty chivalry
throwing my coat over mud puddles and helping all the ladies cross
i keep christmas in my heart all year round lalonde
clockspinner: (um...what?)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-04 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
why thats mighty kind a ya little missy
but i reckon your little pony aint gonna carry me all the way to brokeback mountain

wow thats a load of bs
who the hell ever heard of booze being on and off season
its booze goddamn its literally rotten fruit slash wheat slash bacon liquid
i dont know how something that is only created by letting something sit in a barrel and rot can actually be on or off season