Rose Lalonde (
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sortinghat_rp2012-09-03 11:30 pm
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I would like to formally extend my hand to all our new additions to Slytherin. May you show success in your endeavors befitting of this House.
But I'd like to now talk about the current dorming situation.
I am sure all of you are shining examples of good behavior, but let it just be forewarned that no tom foolery will be acceptable. That goes for those of my House and those who will be temporarily staying.
If anything comes to light that I become aware of?
Well.
;)
Bonne chance à vous.
Besides that, I'd like to know who has what classes and whether or not we will be sharing courses together. Other than the standard, everyone must be taking something fulfilling for their electives. I feel like I haven't seen any of you enough with me being abroad for the Summer. I hope I didn't miss too much.
I suppose that is all.
Et avec ce bonne nuit.
But I'd like to now talk about the current dorming situation.
I am sure all of you are shining examples of good behavior, but let it just be forewarned that no tom foolery will be acceptable. That goes for those of my House and those who will be temporarily staying.
If anything comes to light that I become aware of?
Well.
;)
Bonne chance à vous.
Besides that, I'd like to know who has what classes and whether or not we will be sharing courses together. Other than the standard, everyone must be taking something fulfilling for their electives. I feel like I haven't seen any of you enough with me being abroad for the Summer. I hope I didn't miss too much.
I suppose that is all.
Et avec ce bonne nuit.
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i am smart as fuck
i dunno do you remember what its like to fly to the moon on a bonafide crotch rocket
or have you fondled too many feisty fish tacos
actual bicurious rose lalonde
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It was only the best moment of my life, clearly. I have never felt more alive than when his rocket went into orbit.
But are the ladies really what you're after? You would know what it's like to ride a crotch rocket from lift off to landing.
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beneath this ruggedly handsome exterior beats the heart of a beautiful courtesan who just wants to be loved
youre erasing my identity
you caught me
actual deviant dave strider
hide yo chocolate starfish hide yo dildos
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I should have realized that you were merely trying to woo me by indulging in my culture.
Oh, Strider. I am just positively swooning over here.
I'll be sure to only send you the finest chocolates in the shape of testicles and breasts next time I travel. Would you prefer them filled with liqeur or cream?
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you get a pass this time
this is what i get for trying to be culturally sensitive man seriously
oh sweet action
get me the boozy ones
the creme (note the fancy spelling) hurts my teeth
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But I'm flattered that you are still chivalrous as ever.
Oh so fancy indeed. You'll make us look like second rate citizens at this rate.
I can easily acquire the ones with alcohol though. They are actually quite good. I'll make sure to notify my mother when Holidays come around.
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bonafide southern hospitality up in here
shit might as well just knight me now ive got all kinds of sicknasty chivalry
throwing my coat over mud puddles and helping all the ladies cross
i keep christmas in my heart all year round lalonde
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You may keep Christmas, but the stores don't exactly. While we could easily acquire them off season, they are best during the season. You'll just have to be patient in becoming an alcoholic I'm afraid.
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but i reckon your little pony aint gonna carry me all the way to brokeback mountain
wow thats a load of bs
who the hell ever heard of booze being on and off season
its booze goddamn its literally rotten fruit slash wheat slash bacon liquid
i dont know how something that is only created by letting something sit in a barrel and rot can actually be on or off season
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Dave.
Some chocolates are seasonal as to like how some foods are seasonal. It is fairly common in many cultures.
You'll just have to deal with it. I have no powers as to when manufacturers wish to advertise their delectable delights.