~Of Guilt~

[moveslikejaeger]

i do not wish to alarm anyone
but there is a little lizard ghost thing following me around telling me how awful i am
i do not know if it is just me or if one of you is next
but be warned
the guilt lizard exists

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

you silly there not real they cant hurt you they dont even act like people

[Filtered]

[hairflyingheartpounding]

[She stares for a long time before shutting her journl.]

[ladyliberty]

Neither can ghosts but they're still creepy.

[And we have come full circle.]

[wwhatevver]

no thats
not evven close to wwhy i said that

[sugaredpotions]

It could still be a - oh! It could be a ghost possessing the ghost of a lizard? Which explains why it could talk and still look like that.

Assuming ghosts can possess each other...

[moveslikejaeger]

it wants me to feel bad about liking boobs that what it wants to do

[moveslikejaeger]

why cant it just be a talking lizard its not like weirder things dont happen with magic

[sugaredpotions]

...is there a spell that could make a lizard talk?

[moveslikejaeger]

there could be! there are spells to make paintings talk after all

[moveslikejaeger]

im so glad we could come to this agreement

[sugaredpotions]

This is true!

...so what was the ghost saying?

[moveslikejaeger]

you know you can just read this entire page right i mean i have explained this like five times already to other people

[sugaredpotions]

...

I got so excited about the lizard ghost that I didn't even think of that. Hold on a sec.

[scan, scan, scan...]

...ah. That sucks. I'm sorry. Maybe tell it to talk to someone else if it bugs you?

[brothor]

Have you tried apologising to it?

[moveslikejaeger]

yes

[brothor]

Have you tried hitting it?

[moveslikejaeger]

tried that
tried apologizing
tried dealing with rapunzel
only happy when im not

[moveslikejaeger]

its a ghost thor it just went thru it

[moveslikejaeger]

oh then why shouldnt i make you laugh?

[sugaredpotions]

...that lizard ghost is stupid. You don't need it heaping stuff on.

Want me to try and tell it to come over here? You can use an Accio spell on a ghost, right?

[brothor]

I thought maybe it would get the message that its company is unwelcome! Can I see it?

[moveslikejaeger]

i dont know
i might just go into the forest and kill something
if you think that will work

[moveslikejaeger]

no it just went thats rude
sure i guess

[sugaredpotions]

[She points her wand in the general direction she thinks the guiltghost is occupying, then tries it. And tries it again.]

...I don't see anything yet. Maybe it takes a minute?

[mo_cara]

i HaD a SnAke WhAt TaLkEd To Me OnCe.
It DiDn'T tElL mE aNyThInG bAd ThOuGh.
JuSt ThAt iT wAs WaY iNtO dRuM aNd BaSs AnD dJeD sOmEtImEs.
MaYbE yOu ShOuLd PlAy ThE wIzErD lIzArD sOmE mUsIc?