selfhatred: (thought you should know)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] selfhatred) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-09-09 03:09 pm

TWELVE ♋

[filtered from Equius]

IF ZAHHAK ASKS IF YOU'VE SEEN ME, YOU HAVEN'T.
SERIOUSLY, MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE.
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TOLD HIM TO READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY.
AND THEN LENT HIM MY COPY.
WITHOUT TELLING HIM THE REAL PREMISE.
BUT SERIOUSLY.
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
glaringprotego: (Anywhere I go)

[personal profile] glaringprotego 2012-09-09 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
. . .
Leaving out why you were reading the book at all
Why didn't you tell him about the premise?
actuallyspeakslatin: (Natasha >> Are you stupid?)

[personal profile] actuallyspeakslatin 2012-09-09 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you think he'll see this?
actuallyspeakslatin: (Natasha >> Rediculous !)

[personal profile] actuallyspeakslatin 2012-09-09 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
He'll know you're telling people to lie.
moveslikejaeger: (The moves like Jaeger)

[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-09-09 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
whats 50 shades of gray?
actuallyspeakslatin: (Natasha >> I doubt it)

[personal profile] actuallyspeakslatin 2012-09-09 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Did you?
glaringprotego: (to face the world alone)

[personal profile] glaringprotego 2012-09-09 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
You know I don't mind you reading sexual books
But purposefully pushing one at a person unaware of its content isn't very nice
actuallyspeakslatin: (Natasha >> Smug)

[personal profile] actuallyspeakslatin 2012-09-09 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck.
moveslikejaeger: (And we'll fight for you like we were)

[personal profile] moveslikejaeger 2012-09-09 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
oh

that was kind of disappointing
clockspinner: (Gif laugh)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-09 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
ahahahahahaha
oh my fuck thats rich
what are you a middle aged lady

im feeling pretty goddamn magnanimous rn
so ill only make you do my charms homework for the next two weeks in exchange for me not giving you up to zahhak
bubblingover: ([humanpretty] She's just so under pain)

[personal profile] bubblingover 2012-09-09 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
w)(y do you )(ave a copy of t)(at book in t)(e first place?

[personal profile] glaringprotego 2012-09-09 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Karkat
I'm sure you twisted it to intrigue him for some purpose
Since you're obviously aware he would retaliate for being tricked into reading it

And he probably didn't realize the graphic content.
Don't do that again. Understand?
cantfightthisfire: (44)

[personal profile] cantfightthisfire 2012-09-09 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, you are such a fucking dumbass. Seriously, you're scared of Zahhak? Jesus, Vantas, man up.
clockspinner: (]<)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-09-09 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
from who your knitting circle

hey i told you i was feeling magnanimous
besides i wouldnt wish zahhaks sweaty embrace on anyone
no offense but if he was mad hed pop your head off like a grape
and then youd probably come back as a ghost propelled by the sheer force of your buttrage to haunt my ass for the rest of my life

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