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[selfhatred]

[filtered from Equius]

IF ZAHHAK ASKS IF YOU'VE SEEN ME, YOU HAVEN'T.
SERIOUSLY, MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE.
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TOLD HIM TO READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY.
AND THEN LENT HIM MY COPY.
WITHOUT TELLING HIM THE REAL PREMISE.
BUT SERIOUSLY.
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

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[selfhatred]

[Oh snap, mum.]

...SHIT I DIDN'T FILTER THAT.
HE WAS IN MY COMPARTMENT ON THE TRAIN AND GETTING ON MY NERVES.

[glaringprotego]

You know I don't mind you reading sexual books
But purposefully pushing one at a person unaware of its content isn't very nice

[selfhatred]

HEY, I DIDN'T PUSH IT AT HIM.
I JUST TWISTED THE PREMISE A BIT.
AND HE'S NOT VERY NICE TO ME SO WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.

[glaringprotego]

Karkat
I'm sure you twisted it to intrigue him for some purpose
Since you're obviously aware he would retaliate for being tricked into reading it

And he probably didn't realize the graphic content.
Don't do that again. Understand?

[selfhatred]

YES, MUM.

[glaringprotego]

Good Karkat, Best Son.

Now go do your homework before I lose all professor credentials.

[selfhatred]

AT LEAST I'M SAFE IN GRYFFINDOR TOWER.