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[fashioneighsta]

Twilight Sparkle, if you are still searching for Spike, I have found him. As a matter of fact, I have found several dozen of him, crawing all over my things. He's always been friendly toward me, but this is rather ridiculous, so if you could help me collect, er, them and figure out what happened, I would be greatful.

And to everybody else: if you run into any stray female unmentionables... they belong to me. Thank you.

Comments

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Why call them unmentionables? Underwear is underwear.

[fashioneighsta]

Why not call them unmentionables? It's an equally valid term.

[fuckilovebooks]

Thanks, Rarity. I've been trying to round up as many as I can, but there are just so many of them!

...I'll keep an eye out for your things as well.

[fashioneighsta]

I've tried various charms, but nothing has worked particularly efficiently. Whatever happened to him has happened far too much.

That would be wonderful. I didn't know he was so interested in clothing.

[fuckilovebooks]

It's strange. He's never seemed very interested in it before.

[thornsofoglogoth]

A few of my unmentionables have gone astray as well. I do hope you don't intend to claim them.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Because it sounds like you're trying to pretend it's not underwear when you say that.

[fashioneighsta]

You, too? This is a more serious problem than I thought.

[fashioneighsta]

If he particularly likes mine, it's a sign of good taste!

[fashioneighsta]

That's ridiculous, we all know exactly what I'm referring to.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Yeah, that's my point. We all know you mean underwear, so just... Say underwear. Because it sounds like you're trying to be classy about it, and underwear just... Isn't classy.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Indeed, how will we sort through and apportion our purloined undergarments without embarrassment?

[yerawwizarderi]

im guessing yours are the classy ones
uh
i think i got some
frilly an purple im havvin trouble guessin wwho else theyd belong to it aint like lalonde has the taste to be wwearin these

[fuckilovebooks]

Um. Right.

[fashioneighsta]

I beg your pardon! All clothing can be elegant when one puts in the effort of choosing the right things.

[fashioneighsta]

If it's only the two of us, things should be easy enough... but if we've both been stolen from, I wonder who else has been a victim, if anybody.

[fashioneighsta]

Oh yes, those would be mine. I wonder why they would take them, only to...

Well, no matter. Would you be so kind as to return my garment... and discretely?

[fashioneighsta]

Are geckos generally creatures that like to collect things?

[fuckilovebooks]

Well, no, not usually.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Do you mean to insinuate that you have any intimate knowledge of my taste in undergarments, Ampora?

[thornsofoglogoth]

It could be quite the inconvenience.

I'd appreciate it if you alert me to any unfamiliar garments returned to you, and I will pledge to do the same.

As far as I know, we're the only two in the Ravenclaw dorms who have noticed the absence of such intimate items...

[fashioneighsta]

Then perhaps some of the Spikes are cold?

[fuckilovebooks]

But wrapping yourself in something only warms you up because it traps your body heat close to you. It wouldn't help Spike at all.

[fashioneighsta]

If you've any better ideas, I'd be interested in hearing them.

[fuckilovebooks]

It's highly unusual behaviour.