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[fashioneighsta]

Twilight Sparkle, if you are still searching for Spike, I have found him. As a matter of fact, I have found several dozen of him, crawing all over my things. He's always been friendly toward me, but this is rather ridiculous, so if you could help me collect, er, them and figure out what happened, I would be greatful.

And to everybody else: if you run into any stray female unmentionables... they belong to me. Thank you.

Comments

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Why call them unmentionables? Underwear is underwear.

[fuckilovebooks]

Thanks, Rarity. I've been trying to round up as many as I can, but there are just so many of them!

...I'll keep an eye out for your things as well.

[thornsofoglogoth]

A few of my unmentionables have gone astray as well. I do hope you don't intend to claim them.

[yerawwizarderi]

im guessing yours are the classy ones
uh
i think i got some
frilly an purple im havvin trouble guessin wwho else theyd belong to it aint like lalonde has the taste to be wwearin these

... let's pretend this isn't so woefully late? D:

[yourseoulmate]

Be on the lookout for bedazzled panties. Got it. Can do!