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[fashioneighsta]

Twilight Sparkle, if you are still searching for Spike, I have found him. As a matter of fact, I have found several dozen of him, crawing all over my things. He's always been friendly toward me, but this is rather ridiculous, so if you could help me collect, er, them and figure out what happened, I would be greatful.

And to everybody else: if you run into any stray female unmentionables... they belong to me. Thank you.

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[yerawwizarderi]

er yeah i guess
not like its much glubbin use to me is it

[fashioneighsta]

It shouldn't have to be something I need to ask, but some boys wouldn't comply so easily.

[yerawwizarderi]

[Don't think he didn't consider it. Don't think he also didn't consider that he could hit on her or maybe score a date if he brought them back like a gallant knight either.]

yeah thats cause theyre scumsuckin creeps aint they
ill bring them right ovver

[fashioneighsta]

I wouldn't go that far, but you are truly a gentleman.

[yerawwizarderi]

upright outstandin a me for sure

[And in about twenty minutes he'll be lurking outside her common room waiting to return it to her.]

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[fashioneighsta]

[She's been poking her head out every so often, and gives Eridan a polite (if somewhat uncomfortable) smile when he arrives.]

Eridan! I'm glad you could find me.

[yerawwizarderi]

[Digging in his robes, where the hell did he put her underwear.]

Figured you'd be eager to be found, wasn't that hard.

[Holding them out on one finger.]

[fashioneighsta]

[...why would you hide them in there?? D8

She takes them from him, gingerly.]

Thank you once again -- I trust that you won't speak of this to anybody else?

[yerawwizarderi]

Does it matter? It's just underwear.

[Maaaaaybe he might want to say he touched a girl's panties. Maybe.]