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[fashioneighsta]

Twilight Sparkle, if you are still searching for Spike, I have found him. As a matter of fact, I have found several dozen of him, crawing all over my things. He's always been friendly toward me, but this is rather ridiculous, so if you could help me collect, er, them and figure out what happened, I would be greatful.

And to everybody else: if you run into any stray female unmentionables... they belong to me. Thank you.

Comments

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Why call them unmentionables? Underwear is underwear.

[fashioneighsta]

Why not call them unmentionables? It's an equally valid term.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Because it sounds like you're trying to pretend it's not underwear when you say that.

[fashioneighsta]

That's ridiculous, we all know exactly what I'm referring to.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Yeah, that's my point. We all know you mean underwear, so just... Say underwear. Because it sounds like you're trying to be classy about it, and underwear just... Isn't classy.

[fuckilovebooks]

Thanks, Rarity. I've been trying to round up as many as I can, but there are just so many of them!

...I'll keep an eye out for your things as well.

[fashioneighsta]

I've tried various charms, but nothing has worked particularly efficiently. Whatever happened to him has happened far too much.

That would be wonderful. I didn't know he was so interested in clothing.

[fuckilovebooks]

It's strange. He's never seemed very interested in it before.

[fashioneighsta]

If he particularly likes mine, it's a sign of good taste!

[fuckilovebooks]

Um. Right.

[thornsofoglogoth]

A few of my unmentionables have gone astray as well. I do hope you don't intend to claim them.

[fashioneighsta]

You, too? This is a more serious problem than I thought.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Indeed, how will we sort through and apportion our purloined undergarments without embarrassment?

[fashioneighsta]

If it's only the two of us, things should be easy enough... but if we've both been stolen from, I wonder who else has been a victim, if anybody.

[thornsofoglogoth]

It could be quite the inconvenience.

I'd appreciate it if you alert me to any unfamiliar garments returned to you, and I will pledge to do the same.

As far as I know, we're the only two in the Ravenclaw dorms who have noticed the absence of such intimate items...

[yerawwizarderi]

im guessing yours are the classy ones
uh
i think i got some
frilly an purple im havvin trouble guessin wwho else theyd belong to it aint like lalonde has the taste to be wwearin these

[fashioneighsta]

Oh yes, those would be mine. I wonder why they would take them, only to...

Well, no matter. Would you be so kind as to return my garment... and discretely?

[yerawwizarderi]

er yeah i guess
not like its much glubbin use to me is it

[fashioneighsta]

It shouldn't have to be something I need to ask, but some boys wouldn't comply so easily.

[yerawwizarderi]

[Don't think he didn't consider it. Don't think he also didn't consider that he could hit on her or maybe score a date if he brought them back like a gallant knight either.]

yeah thats cause theyre scumsuckin creeps aint they
ill bring them right ovver

[thornsofoglogoth]

Do you mean to insinuate that you have any intimate knowledge of my taste in undergarments, Ampora?

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat if i did

... let's pretend this isn't so woefully late? D:

[yourseoulmate]

Be on the lookout for bedazzled panties. Got it. Can do!

shhh nothing is too late

[fashioneighsta]

I believe you have other things to take care of.

[fashioneighsta]

-- and they are not bedazzled.