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[greenmoonrising]

WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN HULK GREEN? More importantly, what did you use to make him green because it's not washing off or coming off with any spells!

Comments

[greenmoonrising]

Considering how badly he's freaking out, I'd say no, he's not happy at all.

[greenmoonrising]

He's stopped headbutting me after I conked him one - I think he's decided I'm too big to fight off in that way.

[thesmallesttrickster]

Perhaps the healer could help?

[rule_britannia]

Maybe he's not utterly a lost cause, then.

[Arthur's writing reaches a whole new level of awful as he writes while he's walking..]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[SNORTS and just... tries to hold in the laughter but it doesn't work.]

I-Is this your new lady friend? [Giggling chuckling hysterically.]

[greenmoonrising]

It's fine - I got hold of Tony that jerk and he's coming down to fix his mess.

[greenmoonrising]

[Takes a moment to tie Hulk up so he won't attack anything else.]

Not completely, but he's huge. He's double the size of most of the kids and I'm wondering if he's really the same age as them.

[rule_britannia]

You haven't let Stark near him have you? Or that weird guy, what's his name.. Sherlock. I wouldn't put it past him to have conducted some bizarre experiment.

[The writing stops there, and within a few minutes Arthur's close enough to call out to the other boy]

Oi, Bruce!

[Action]

[arrogantalloy]

[He tries to push her away, but all she does is dodge his hand and tries to crawl into his lap, but ends up falling into it as she's clumsy. Tony's huffs at her.]

First chance I get, you're going to a feta cheese farm.

[He gives Bruce a bland look.]

I never picked her. This, is all a result of poor planing.

[greenmoonrising]

[Glances up and waves at Arthur, looking thoroughly rumpled with a smear of dirt on his cheek from having wrestled with the goat.]

Hey!

And no, apparently he was just born this way.

[Gestures at Hulk.]

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

[Smiles at how affectionate the goat is.]

Well, she's certainly happy with you.

[rule_britannia]

I feel sorry for the mother.

[He raises one eyebrow in the goat's direction. Oh no, he's not even going near that]

[greenmoonrising]

I think the mother was even bigger. That or he gets it from his father in which case I feel even more sorry for her.

[rule_britannia]

You're not bloody kidding. If I were you I'd take to wearing some kind of protection. If he gets much bigger he'll be headbutting you in the crotch.

[greenmoonrising]

He seems to have settled for now. [Smiles wanly.] He probably won't try attacking me until he's hit another growth spurt and yeah... at that point I'll get the quidditch gear or something.

[rule_britannia]

I'm sure I can lend you mine, if you have trouble getting hold of it.

[The wan smile is noted, and he pats his friend's shoulder]

[greenmoonrising]

I'll hold you to that promise.

[Smiles a bit more easily at the pat to his shoulder and moves to sit on the sturdy wooden posts of the goat enclosure.]

How's that going for you by the way? Quidditch I mean.

[Action]

[arrogantalloy]

[He tries to push her away.]
Uh, come on. Really? I'm sitting in mud here, just because you li

[Gives Bruce a look]

She'd be happy with a shiny object if you ask me.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Like you then. [GRINS.]

[Action]

[arrogantalloy]

Cute. No really. I'm nothing like that.

[Action]

[greenmoonrising]

Oh please - wave a new shiny gadget in your face and you're all over it.

[Action]

[arrogantalloy]

Because I want to know how it works. Not because I want to lick it and be it's friend.

[Looks at the goat and pushes at it's head]

You are just a tragedy.

[It bleats at him and licks his hand.
Then with a great sigh Tony scoops her up in his arms and tries to stand up, Dummy's tail whips about excitedly]

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur leans beside him, and tilts his head back to look up at the sky. He smiles crookedly]

Fairly well, I'd say. Still nervous as anything but I'm going to give it my best.

[greenmoonrising]

You'll do fine, just keep your head during training and it'll become natural.

Re: [Action]

[greenmoonrising]

I'd be worried if you wanted machinery as your best friend.

[Bites his lip to stifle his laughter because holy crap Tony you don't know how adorable you two look right now.]