Mark V

[arrogantalloy]

 This is probably the dumbest thing I've met.



But it doesn't mean you can touch it.

Comments

[jeet]

The goat is not supposed to be intelligent. It's supposed to be useful.

[arrogantalloy]

It's only actual function for us right now is to be an incubator. That doesn't mean that my incubator has to be dumb.

[jeet]

Goats are not... Noted for intelligence, though, are they?

[arrogantalloy]

Smarter than cows, sheep, and some students.

[jeet]

Heh, I suppose that is true.

[arrogantalloy]

And yet, I still end up with a dumb one. It's almost not fair.

[greenmoonrising]

You're going to take it home aren't you.

[arrogantalloy]

What? Why would I take it home? He have a trash compactor, there's no cans for it to eat.

Besides, why would I want to keep something so dumb?

[greenmoonrising]

Yup, you're taking it home. I'll owl Jarvis to let him know.

[arrogantalloy]

Don't send him an owl. Because it's going to a petting zoo. Not my house. Because you see, there are no children living in my house.

[greenmoonrising]

Sure thing.

[arrogantalloy]

I'm starting to think you don't think I'm serious about this.

[greenmoonrising]

Now why would you think that?

[arrogantalloy]

I don't need the goat after this project, Bruce. It's going to go where all the other little goats are going to go.

[greenmoonrising]

To a farm to be fattened up and used to make more baby goats before being turned to dinner?

[arrogantalloy]

Sounds about right to me. There's nothing wrong with the circle of life.

[greenmoonrising]

Mhmm.

[arrogantalloy]

It's just a goat.

[thesmallesttrickster]

He is quite adorable. Does he have a name?

[arrogantalloy]

It's a she. And no.

I did call it a dummy when it fell of a hay bale, it looked at me and bleated at me though.

[thesmallesttrickster]

So his name name is name is Dummy?

[arrogantalloy]

I'm saying I haven't named it. It's just a dumb goat.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

It's just a goat.

[arrogantalloy]

No, it's not just a goat. Goats are sort of meant to be intelligent. This thing? Just follows me around and licks my jeans.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

What does it matter? It's not eating them at least.

[arrogantalloy]

Have you ever had a foreign tongue lick you through your clothes?

Because really, it's something I never want to experience again, it makes my skin crawl.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

No, That sounds gross and like something snogging seventh years do.

[arrogantalloy]

If you ask me. I'd go with it actually being grosser, especially when compounded by the fact that it's an animal not a person doing it to me.

For the record, I don't like people licking my legs through my pants either.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

This entire conversation sounds wrong.

[arrogantalloy]

That's because the topic is wrong. I don't want things licking my pants.