sortinghat_rp | Mark V

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This is probably the dumbest thing I've met.

But it doesn't mean you can touch it.

What? Why would I take it home? He have a trash compactor, there's no cans for it to eat.

Besides, why would I want to keep something so dumb?

Yup, you're taking it home. I'll owl Jarvis to let him know.

Don't send him an owl. Because it's going to a petting zoo. Not my house. Because you see, there are no children living in my house.

Sure thing.

I'm starting to think you don't think I'm serious about this.

Now why would you think that?

I don't need the goat after this project, Bruce. It's going to go where all the other little goats are going to go.

To a farm to be fattened up and used to make more baby goats before being turned to dinner?

Sounds about right to me. There's nothing wrong with the circle of life.

Mhmm.

It's just a goat.