Mark V

[arrogantalloy]

 This is probably the dumbest thing I've met.



But it doesn't mean you can touch it.

Comments

[actuallyspeakslatin]

It's just a goat.

[arrogantalloy]

No, it's not just a goat. Goats are sort of meant to be intelligent. This thing? Just follows me around and licks my jeans.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

What does it matter? It's not eating them at least.

[arrogantalloy]

Have you ever had a foreign tongue lick you through your clothes?

Because really, it's something I never want to experience again, it makes my skin crawl.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

No, That sounds gross and like something snogging seventh years do.

[arrogantalloy]

If you ask me. I'd go with it actually being grosser, especially when compounded by the fact that it's an animal not a person doing it to me.

For the record, I don't like people licking my legs through my pants either.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

This entire conversation sounds wrong.

[arrogantalloy]

That's because the topic is wrong. I don't want things licking my pants.