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I hardly see what the point is of naming all these goats and putting up pictures of them. No one does it with the cows they get milk from or the chickens they get eggs from. They're there to produce potions ingredients, not to coddle. In fact, I'm guessing the feeding behaviors I've observed from some of the students are actually fairly deleterious to a goat's health, unless you want a really fat one.

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Naming it is hardly a prerequisite for optimal care. I am fairly certain goats neither speak nor understand English, and can likely be summoned through the judicious use of food.

Banner's goat seems to be the result of some genetic abnormality.

[Might be a bit jealous of that.]

It's the sound they hear, not the word. Technically the name is irrelevant. And anything can be summoned with food, just looking at the great hall at lunch or dinner proves that.

No, Valium. Bruce has a fat goat.

The name IS irrelevant, thank you for reinforcing that.

I am theorizing some sort of brain abnormality in the hypothalamus.

No, what you call it is.

You know, I'm guessing that if there is any abnormality, it's not in Hulk's hypothalamus.

Oh, I suppose you have an alternate theory?

Yeah, the alternate theory is that it's just a grumpy fat goat, and you'd over analyse the tax statement of an OCD Mathematician.

You really need to loosen up and relax. Go chase butterflies or hug a nun or something.

If you thinking hugging nuns is relaxing, you really ARE ignorant.

Watching you hug a nun would be pretty relaxing to me.

Yoga then, maybe pilates, You'd like that.

I can guarantee you I wouldn't. Go away, Stark, don't you have some fourth year girls to be harassing?

What's wrong with pilates? It's nice stress free fun there.

And I can promise you that none of the fourth years call it harassment.

It looks boring as hell, actually.

And of course they don't, they're CHILDREN, and don't know any better.

Then you're not watching it from the right angles. Clearly.

Are you forgetting that I'm the same age as them? Is my great intellect and maturity making you forget simple things like that?

No, your childishness is never far from my mind when interacting with you.

And yet, as childish as you think I am. I still manage to challenge you in grades and general interestingness.

You really don't, Stark, your interests and your conversation are equally pedestrian.

Only to pedestrian to people who aren't interested or just can't understand the scope of muggle engineering.

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