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[notapigeon]

I have a super serious request!

If you can't think of one good reason why we shouldn't get a capybara in the school, sign my petition! Every signature I don't get could be denying us precious giant guinea pig time.

Signatures
Wilbur Robinson
Ib Amano
Dirk Strider
Coraline Jones
Jake English
Lyrl Dox
Shinra Kishitani

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Giant awesome guinea pigs aside, I have something to show you.

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[clockspinner]

hahaha oh man and how much trouble are you gonna be in if your dad finds out
its a time turner theres literally a less than 0 percent chance that you borrowed it legit
gotta hand it to you wilb i didnt think you had such a ballsy move in you

can i see it?

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[notapigeon]

He's not gonna find out. I'm just gonna borrow it for a little and mail it back to Carl before my dad even notices it's gone. It's a fool proof plan.

You can see it, but you can't touch it..

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[clockspinner]

fine captain buzzkill
whatd you even borrow it for
you got some deep dark shit that needs fixing
they say the more you watch your past self the more you want to punch him in the face

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[notapigeon]

There's not a thing wrong with me. I think I'd get along with myself nicely.

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[clockspinner]

then whatd you borrow it for
just to prove that you could

are you gonna use it

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[notapigeon]

It was a lot of work just to get one of these. If anyone finds out I used it, I'll be lucky if I'm allowed to come back to school next year.

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[clockspinner]

which is why youre not gonna get caught
do you even know how to use it
i bet you dont

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[notapigeon]

Of course I know how to use it! My dad invented it!

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[clockspinner]

my dad invented an entire website devoted to puppet porn
doesnt mean i can do much more than code a few lines of basic html

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[notapigeon]

It's not brain surgery. I could do it in my sleep.

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[clockspinner]

should i have st mungos on standby in case you do

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[notapigeon]

That's not going to work, Strider. You're not getting your hands on this Time Turner.

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[clockspinner]

gasp
you wound me robinson
im hurt to the core
that i would ever abuse your sacred trust in such a way
that you think so low of me


youre gonna take me with you if you do anything with it right

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[notapigeon]

I'd trust you more if you didn't know all my secrets.

If I do anything. If.