Karkat Vantas (
selfhatred) wrote in
sortinghat_rp2012-09-18 02:25 pm
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THIRTEEN ♋
I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKING PETITIONS.
1. THIS IS A SCHOOL, NOT A ZOO.
2. NOBODY CARES.
3. DON'T WHINE THAT WE DIDN'T GET COOL ANIMALS LIKE HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW DID. IT'S ANNOYING AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL.
DONE AND DUSTED.
ALSO, HAS ANYONE SEEN A NOTEBOOK AROUND?
IT'S LEATHER BOUND AND SPELLED VOICE PASSWORD LOCKED.
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LEFT IT IN THE LIBRARY THE OTHER WEEK.
1. THIS IS A SCHOOL, NOT A ZOO.
2. NOBODY CARES.
3. DON'T WHINE THAT WE DIDN'T GET COOL ANIMALS LIKE HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW DID. IT'S ANNOYING AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL.
DONE AND DUSTED.
ALSO, HAS ANYONE SEEN A NOTEBOOK AROUND?
IT'S LEATHER BOUND AND SPELLED VOICE PASSWORD LOCKED.
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LEFT IT IN THE LIBRARY THE OTHER WEEK.
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They're livestock.
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YOUR POINT?
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So really it makes them even less cool.
That's my point.
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thank you
and honest to god im sick of evven seein the wword "petition" around here
also i already havve an amazin animal wwith me so im not particularly feelin the jealous vvibe that the other houses seem to be feelin
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PEOPLE ARE JUST THROWING THE WORD PETITION AROUND AT THIS POINT.
WHAT KIND OF BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT ANYWAY?
I DON'T NEED MY ALLERGIES SET OFF ANYMORE THAN THEY ALREADY GET WITH MY MUM'S CATS.
SAME.
PEOPLE CAN'T APPRECIATE THE BRILLIANCE THAT IS BILIOUS SLICK IT SEEMS.
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and not talkin about thiiingsits become a buzzwword help us noww
the next thing you knoww theyll start throwwin around shit like shenanigans and powwwwoww
i feel bad since i havve caligula and hes goin to end up sheddin for the wwinter but i
think wwhen i wwas readin up on ferrets i found out that they might not trigger allergies like cats do
dont quote me its not somethin i just keep on my mind
ahh right i forget wwe both havve neww pets this year
i swwear if i evven hear someone try to call caligula a giant rat or some other thing that isnt a ferret im goin to smash a fist into their face
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MY INITIALS ARE ENGRAVED IN A CORNER ON THE BACK.
K N V.
THE LOCK IS SILVER
THAT SPECIFIC ENOUGH?
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SOME STUDENTS MIGHT LIKE SIGNING THEIR NAMES ON THINGS.
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SOMEHOW I DOUBT THAT.
#awkward turtle
I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I'VE RUN INTO YOU BEFORE. ARE YOU OF ANY RELATION TO SALVADOR?
YOU CAN NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE EGO SOME PEOPLE HAVE.
#awkwarder
#awkwardest
#pap
#logic
#fuck yo logic
#rude
#nope
#drowns
#nopes into space
#sinks to the bottom of the ocean
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YOU'RE STARTING TO GET IT.
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maybe it is yours? :o
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MY INITIALS ARE ENGRAVED IN A CORNER ON THE BACK.
K N V.
THE LOCK IS SILVER.
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what does the n stand for?
i believe this is it, yes
do not worry! i havent read anything inside of your super secret notebook!
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And that's five points from Gryffindor.
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AND IT JUST SLIPPED OUT WHEN I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO. I DON'T NEED A CENSORING CHARM FOR THE SECOND TIME IN SIX MONTHS.
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I said come to my office. Or would you like to continue arguing and face the consequences?
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===> action
action
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IT'S
UH
KIND OF IMPORTANT.
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WE DON'T NEED CAPYBARAS OR WHATEVER ELSE ANYONE BRINGS UP.
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