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I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKING PETITIONS.
1. THIS IS A SCHOOL, NOT A ZOO.
2. NOBODY CARES.
3. DON'T WHINE THAT WE DIDN'T GET COOL ANIMALS LIKE HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW DID. IT'S ANNOYING AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL.
DONE AND DUSTED.

ALSO, HAS ANYONE SEEN A NOTEBOOK AROUND?
IT'S LEATHER BOUND AND SPELLED VOICE PASSWORD LOCKED.
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LEFT IT IN THE LIBRARY THE OTHER WEEK.

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Goats aren't cool, Vesuvius.

They're livestock.

AND THEY'RE A POTIONS EXPERIMENT.
YOUR POINT?

Potions project. We're not experimenting on them so much as harvesting what is essentially a bile stone from their stomachs.

So really it makes them even less cool.

That's my point.

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While I agree with the sentiment, I advise that you watch your language, Vantas.

NOTED, PROFESSOR.

havvent seen one
thank you
and honest to god im sick of evven seein the wword "petition" around here

also i already havve an amazin animal wwith me so im not particularly feelin the jealous vvibe that the other houses seem to be feelin

THANKS. IF YOU DO GET IT BACK TO ME.

PEOPLE ARE JUST THROWING THE WORD PETITION AROUND AT THIS POINT.
WHAT KIND OF BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT ANYWAY?
I DON'T NEED MY ALLERGIES SET OFF ANYMORE THAN THEY ALREADY GET WITH MY MUM'S CATS.

SAME.
PEOPLE CAN'T APPRECIATE THE BRILLIANCE THAT IS BILIOUS SLICK IT SEEMS.

no problem ill keep my eye out next time im around the library ~~and not talkin about thiiings~~

its become a buzzwword help us noww
the next thing you knoww theyll start throwwin around shit like shenanigans and powwwwoww
i feel bad since i havve caligula and hes goin to end up sheddin for the wwinter but i
think wwhen i wwas readin up on ferrets i found out that they might not trigger allergies like cats do
dont quote me its not somethin i just keep on my mind

ahh right i forget wwe both havve neww pets this year
i swwear if i evven hear someone try to call caligula a giant rat or some other thing that isnt a ferret im goin to smash a fist into their face

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The whole library is full of leather bound books. You'll have to be more specific.

IT'S RED LEATHER. THERE'S A BLACK STRAP FOR A BOOKMARK.
MY INITIALS ARE ENGRAVED IN A CORNER ON THE BACK.
K N V.
THE LOCK IS SILVER
THAT SPECIFIC ENOUGH?

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THAT SEEMS A LITTLE RUDE, MR GREY TEXTY STUDENT.
SOME STUDENTS MIGHT LIKE SIGNING THEIR NAMES ON THINGS.

KARKAT VANTAS. FOURTH YEAR GRYFFINDOR.
SOMEHOW I DOUBT THAT.

VANTAS, HUH. OK.
I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I'VE RUN INTO YOU BEFORE. ARE YOU OF ANY RELATION TO SALVADOR?
YOU CAN NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE EGO SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

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#logic

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#fuck yo logic

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#nopes into space

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#sinks to the bottom of the ocean

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Goats are stupid anyway.

YES, GOOD.
YOU'RE STARTING TO GET IT.

......i found a notebook just like that!!!
maybe it is yours? :o

IS IT RED LEATHER? THERE'S A BLACK STRAP FOR A BOOKMARK.
MY INITIALS ARE ENGRAVED IN A CORNER ON THE BACK.
K N V.
THE LOCK IS SILVER.

...........
what does the n stand for?
i believe this is it, yes
do not worry! i havent read anything inside of your super secret notebook!

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Should you find a moment, I would like for you to come to my office so I can apply a censoring charm.

And that's five points from Gryffindor.

I'M JUST SAYING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING.
AND IT JUST SLIPPED OUT WHEN I DIDN'T MEAN IT TO. I DON'T NEED A CENSORING CHARM FOR THE SECOND TIME IN SIX MONTHS.

Did my ink smudge, Mister Vantas?

I said come to my office. Or would you like to continue arguing and face the consequences?

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...That was some a quick change in mood.

WELL I WOULD LIKE TO GET THAT NOTEBOOK BACK.
IT'S
UH
KIND OF IMPORTANT.

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DaMn, WoUlDn'T tHiS bE mOtHeRfUcKiN sWeEt If It WaS a ScHoOl AND a ZoO?

MY POINT WAS, WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH ANIMALS IN HERE, GAMZEE.
WE DON'T NEED CAPYBARAS OR WHATEVER ELSE ANYONE BRINGS UP.

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