THIRTEEN ♋

[selfhatred]

I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKING PETITIONS.
1. THIS IS A SCHOOL, NOT A ZOO.
2. NOBODY CARES.
3. DON'T WHINE THAT WE DIDN'T GET COOL ANIMALS LIKE HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW DID. IT'S ANNOYING AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL.
DONE AND DUSTED.

ALSO, HAS ANYONE SEEN A NOTEBOOK AROUND?
IT'S LEATHER BOUND AND SPELLED VOICE PASSWORD LOCKED.
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LEFT IT IN THE LIBRARY THE OTHER WEEK.

Comments

[wwhatevver]

no problem ill keep my eye out next time im around the library and not talkin about thiiings

its become a buzzwword help us noww
the next thing you knoww theyll start throwwin around shit like shenanigans and powwwwoww
i feel bad since i havve caligula and hes goin to end up sheddin for the wwinter but i
think wwhen i wwas readin up on ferrets i found out that they might not trigger allergies like cats do
dont quote me its not somethin i just keep on my mind

ahh right i forget wwe both havve neww pets this year
i swwear if i evven hear someone try to call caligula a giant rat or some other thing that isnt a ferret im goin to smash a fist into their face

[selfhatred]

I GUESS I COULD GO ASK THE LIBRARIAN AGAIN IN THE MEANTIME.
IT PROBABLY GOT PUT AWAY WITH THE OTHER BOOKS WHEN THE DESK I WAS USING WAS CLEANED UP.

SERIOUSLY.
IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S EVEN A GOOD WORD.
IT'D BE LIKE IF I SAID FUCKASS AND PEOPLE WENT AROUND COPYING ME OR SOMETHING.
PETITIONS ARE GOOD AND ALL BUT SAVE THEM FOR SOMETHING PEOPLE ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT.
I USUALLY TAKE AN ALLERGY POTION BUT I'VE RUN OUT IN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS.
I KEEP FORGETTING TO GO AND SEE MS MARYAM OR PROFESSOR RHYDDERCH.

AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T SUGGEST SMOTHERING CALIGULA WITH A PILLOW TO KEEP HIM QUIET.

[wwhatevver]

right
hopefully that is the case

or if i started goin like
i dont knoww
wweh or nyeh or some shit like that
ugh that doesnt evven FEEL right wwhen im wwritin it out
oh god id actually probably go insane if someone started usin that against me
exactly because the goats wwere a step far but fuckin hell wwe dont need an ovvergrowwn guinea pig to take care of
your allergies aside
not to sound naggy or some shit like that but you knoww its a bad idea to stop doin that
im just sayin

first off if they tried that im not evven lyin my foot wwould go directly dowwn their throat
theres no ifs ands or butts about it
also wwait is that a real threat someone used

[selfhatred]

I'M ALREADY GETTING A FUCKING HEADACHE IMAGINING IT.

I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT NOTEBOOK FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS WHEN I REALIZED IT WAS MISSING FROM MY BOOKBAG.
IT SLIPPED MY MIND.

YEAH. ZAHHAK DID ON THE TRAIN.

[wwhatevver]

ugh i knoww right

gonna blame it on the allergies since theyvve been plaguin you as wwell

wwhy did i not expect that to be the case does he not realize that hes an animal that makes noise
honestly