THIRTEEN ♋

[selfhatred]

I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKING PETITIONS.
1. THIS IS A SCHOOL, NOT A ZOO.
2. NOBODY CARES.
3. DON'T WHINE THAT WE DIDN'T GET COOL ANIMALS LIKE HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW DID. IT'S ANNOYING AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL.
DONE AND DUSTED.

ALSO, HAS ANYONE SEEN A NOTEBOOK AROUND?
IT'S LEATHER BOUND AND SPELLED VOICE PASSWORD LOCKED.
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LEFT IT IN THE LIBRARY THE OTHER WEEK.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Didn't even think about the implications of the fact Claws and Puffs 'farming' stones from a goat, there did you?

If I was wearing a hat I'd take it off to you right now.

[selfhatred]

NOPE.
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO.

I'D SAY THANKS BUT I'M NOT SURE IF THAT WAS SARCASTIC OR SINCERE.
NEVER KNOW WITH YOU, STARK.

[arrogantalloy]

Well now you know. You're welcome for that little bit of mind expansion there. Just so you know.

I'd tell you which, but hey, it's more fun keeping you on your toes. Good for mental acuity. Keep you spry at your age.

[selfhatred]

FUCK YOU FOR GIVING ME THAT MENTAL IMAGE, STARK.

WE'RE THE SAME AGE, DOUCHE.

[arrogantalloy]

Stop falling in love with me, Mt. Doom. You're only going to embarrass yourself. I don't see what's wrong with the image. You're just being a baby.

And yet, out of the two of us. Who's looking old? Last I looked wasn't me.