THIRTEEN ♋

[selfhatred]

I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKING PETITIONS.
1. THIS IS A SCHOOL, NOT A ZOO.
2. NOBODY CARES.
3. DON'T WHINE THAT WE DIDN'T GET COOL ANIMALS LIKE HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW DID. IT'S ANNOYING AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL.
DONE AND DUSTED.

ALSO, HAS ANYONE SEEN A NOTEBOOK AROUND?
IT'S LEATHER BOUND AND SPELLED VOICE PASSWORD LOCKED.
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LEFT IT IN THE LIBRARY THE OTHER WEEK.

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#nopes into space

[selfhatred]

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

#sinks to the bottom of the ocean

[mightyandtall]

I THINK IT IS CLOSER TO BEING THE CONTRARY.

[selfhatred]

NO. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

[Nope. Karkat is not doing this. Time for a subject change.]

HOW DO YOU KNOW DAD UNCLE SAL ANYWAY?

[mightyandtall]

_{[No worries, Theo is glad for the topic change.]}

I ATTENDED HOGWARTS WHEN HE DID. I WAS IN THE YEAR AHEAD OF HIM, ALTHOUGH IN A DIFFERENT HOUSE.

[selfhatred]

OH.
I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU TEACH HERE OR SOME...THING...
UH...
SORRY ABOUT THE SWEARING.

[mightyandtall]

YES. I TEACH MUGGLE STUDIES, WHICH MAY EXPLAIN WHY WE HAVE NO CROSSED PATHS BEFORE.
NO HARM DONE, THOUGH I DO RECOMMEND BEING MORE AWARE OF YOUR PHRASING IN THE FUTURE.

[selfhatred]

I GUESS IT DOES.
RIGHT.

[mightyandtall]

HOWEVER IF YOU'RE EVER INTERESTED IN LEARNING ABOUT MUGGLES FROM A WIZARD'S PERSPECTIVE, IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN THE CLASS.