THIRTEEN ♋

[selfhatred]

I THINK WE'VE ALL HAD ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKING PETITIONS.
1. THIS IS A SCHOOL, NOT A ZOO.
2. NOBODY CARES.
3. DON'T WHINE THAT WE DIDN'T GET COOL ANIMALS LIKE HUFFLEPUFF AND RAVENCLAW DID. IT'S ANNOYING AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TOOL.
DONE AND DUSTED.

ALSO, HAS ANYONE SEEN A NOTEBOOK AROUND?
IT'S LEATHER BOUND AND SPELLED VOICE PASSWORD LOCKED.
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE LEFT IT IN THE LIBRARY THE OTHER WEEK.

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[selfhatred]

IS IT RED LEATHER? THERE'S A BLACK STRAP FOR A BOOKMARK.
MY INITIALS ARE ENGRAVED IN A CORNER ON THE BACK.
K N V.
THE LOCK IS SILVER.

[spacecase]

...........
what does the n stand for?
i believe this is it, yes
do not worry! i havent read anything inside of your super secret notebook!

[selfhatred]

...NICO.
MY DAD WAS A FAN OF MOBSTER MOVIES.
YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO UNLESS YOU CRACKED THE PASSWORD, AND EVEN THEN IT'S VOICE ACTIVATED.
BUT THANKS.

[spacecase]

so it is like the password game we used to play :p
i dont know
i think i could do a great imitation of you

[spacecase]

also nico is cute
niiiiiiiiicooooooooo

[selfhatred]

KINDA I GUESS.
I'VE HEARD YOUR IMITATION OF ME BEFORE, JADE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SOUND LIKE ME |:B
IT SUPPOSEDLY MEANS VICTORY OF THE PEOPLE OR SOMETHING.
AND IT'S NOT CUTE.

[spacecase]

yes it iiiissss
it sounds like a grouchy kitty
a grouchy adorable kitty
just like you! <3

[selfhatred]

THE CAT ANALOGIES STOP AT MY SISTER AND MY MUM.
I'M NOT A KITTEN.

[dormitus]

!!!
oh my gosh
when did you start calling nepeta your sister?
that is SO CUTE!

[selfhatred]

I DON'T KNOW?
BACK IN MAY OR JUNE?
AND IT'S NOT CUTE.

[dormitus]

oh
i have been missing so much with you :(
and yes it is cute
i am sure nepeta would agree with me

[selfhatred]

ANYWAY, WHERE ARE YOU?
I HAVE TO GO...UH...SEE THE INQUISITOR SO I'LL PICK UP MY NOTEBOOK ON THE WAY.

[spacecase]

i
am in the library
it never left the library!!
although it did get stuck in a quantum spells shelf
how did it do that, that is so silly :)

[selfhatred]

WHAT THE HELL WAS IT DOING IN A QUANTUM SPELLS SHELF.
NEVER MIND, I DON'T THINK I WANT TO KNOW.
I'LL BE THERE SOON.

[And when Karkat turns up in the library, he looks a bit sullen, lips pursed together and hands in the pockets of his pants.]

[spacecase]

Hi, Karkat!

[That sure is Jade cheerfully waving with one hand while indicating the book in her other hand.]

I don't know why it was there! Perhaps there were some magic magnetics going on that attracted your book to this shelf. Or Madame Pince using a shelving spell rather than doing it manually. [More than likely the latter, but it's fun to imagine a book being attracted to a shelf.]

[selfhatred]

[For once in his life, he doesn't flush when he sees her. Nope. He's got too much on his mind to be a schoolboy about this. Instead, he reaches up to rub the back of his head before holding the same hand out for his book, managing a small smile.]

Whatever it was, thanks for finding it. Seriously. I don't know what I would've done if I'd lost it.