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[arachnoble]

While I might seem like a hypocrite, I would like to request that the students back off from Snow. He believes himself to be in control of the school, and is potentially dangerous. Potentially. Nobody but he knows what he will and will not do, and I would like for you students to err on the side of caution.

Let your professors handle him. Please.

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Does anyone know about the citizenship process?

Comments

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[wwistful]

[Ink...blots...]

Marry me.

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[arachnoble]

[Your inkblots cannot compare to her knocking her bottle over.]

You can't possibly be serious.

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[wwistful]

It doesn't need to be a conventional marriage. We're both single and there is no way in hell I would stand idly by and allow you and Vriska to be seperated.

If it makes you more comfortable, think of it as a marriage of formality.

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[arachnoble]

And you really think that would work?

[ARGH why is she considering this. She needs to stay with Vriska, and if it was her only chance...]

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[wwistful]

If the idea is so digusting to you, you don't have to accept it.

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[arachnoble]

I didn't say that. I'm concerned that Snow would see the marriage as a fraud, and find some other way to force me from the country.

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[wwistful]

We've known each other for years now and I'm fairly certain there are people who can vouch for the validity of our....relationship. Marriage is the easiest and safest way.

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[arachnoble]

When will it happen?

[That's about as close to a yes you'll get for now, Murdoc.]

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[wwistful]

As soon as it needs to.

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[arachnoble]

So tomorrow.

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[wwistful]

...Just how angry did you make him, Matteris?

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[arachnoble]

Very. He issued an ultimatum and I'm not going to back down.

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[wwistful]

Are we able to make the proper arrangements in such a short amount of time?

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[arachnoble]

I'm not sure - but the news of our engagement could buy as time to make things official.

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[wwistful]

So we should announce it?

[Now he's worried.]

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[arachnoble]

I don't know.

Yes?

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[wwistful]

It's your situation, Matteris. Tell me what you need me to do.

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[arachnoble]

I don't need anything.

I need you to prove to Snow this isn't just a matter of convenience.

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[wwistful]

Would a horrendously sappy journal entry cover that?

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[arachnoble]

Probably.

But if you embarrass me I reserve all rights to make an even sappier entry.

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[wwistful]

Consider it done.

I'll try to maintain some semblance of class, then.

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[arachnoble]

I have faith in you.

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[wwistful]

What a lovely wife you make.

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[arachnoble]

Quite. I'm sure there aren't many as lovely as me.

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[wwistful]

She's lucky to have such a dutiful husband.

[Why won't his fucking heart stop fluttering. This isn't romantic, this is horrible.]