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[bubblingover]

w)(ile i know a wedding is exciting and all, i )(ave an announcement to make myself.

I am planning Sollux's funeral, i don't know w)(en )(e is going to die but it probably will be very soon.

So you are all invited! I've already planned out w)(at flowers, w)(ich are going to be lilies and we've )(ave decided w)(at's going to be on his tomb stone.

But i will probably need more )(elp, so if anyone wants to )(elp organise t)(is funeral, t)(at will be great! I promise we s)(all an nice a wake afterwards as well.

[private to Eridan]
I know, you need someone to talk to rig)(t now, i'm )(ere.

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[wwhatevver]

wwait howw do you knoww hes gonna die

[Private.]

im fine though
im a bit wworried about the current situation wwere all in
and i dont wwant you to get hurt i promised your safety
and i just

[Inkblots, and a lot of words scratched out as he tries to figure out what to put]
i cant stand the thought of him gettin married right noww

so much tl;dr

[bubblingover]

)(is going to s)(ove )(is foot into )(is mouth some)(ow with )(igh Inquistor and i just t)(ink )(e deserve a proper funeral.

[Private]

I know its an intense time now
and i just t)(oug)( it would be good if you had someone to talk too
keeping it in, isn't going to )(elp you
we will look out for eac)( ot)(er, we can do t)(is

[She pauses for awhile, trying to find the right words to comfort him.]


no one except it to come to t)(is
i couldn't see it coming from miles away
but i don't t)(ink he means to )(urt you
)( probably knows )(ow much it is )(urting to you
)(e probably knew you wouldn't want t)(is

saaame

[wwhatevver]

oh
wwell he deservves it
dyin i mean
not the funeral

[Private.]

honestly youre the only one i can trust wwhos here right noww out of our family
im not keepin most of it in i uh
i havve a separate journal i wwrite shit dowwn in but
thank you because i
youre the only one wwhos fuckin tried to talk to me ovver all of this

i couldnt either i just
im so angry wwith him
i just wwant to yell and scream at him and make him feel like shit
but i cant evven fuckin face him at all right noww
im makin myself skip his class to avvoid him as much as i can
i just
howw could he do that fef
howw could he

all of the feelings

[bubblingover]

eridan!!
i understand w)(y you don't like )(im
but wis)(ing )(im death is baaaaad!!

[Private]

[She wants to cry for him, he is so hurt right now, he just really needs someone to be there for him right now.]

well i knew you would be )(urting rig)(t now
i just couldn't let you sit t)(ere and )(ave to deal wit)( t)(is yourself

you )(ave every rig)(t to be angry at )(im rig)(t now
but )(e probably already feels like s)(it as it is
so i don't t)(ink you really need to do anyt)(ing
)(is just trying to protect a friend
t)(at's all )(is trying to do...

Look, w)(ere are you at t)(e moment
you can't be alone rig)(t now i am not letting you
meet me down by the lake in about 20
i don't t)(ink anyone will be near t)(ere

[notthebee2]

you heard iit here fiir2t folk2.
get your tiicket2 whiile theyre 2tiill fre2h.

[bubblingover]

don't worry you get the best spot in the )(ouse! in t)(e box

let's just )(ope you get to make all t)(e decisions for t)(is funeral before you died!

[notthebee2]

but, ff...

iif ii diie before that, ii ju2t wanted you two know...

[ There's a long winded pause. It is quite long indeed. ]

not two let ed attend my funeral plea2e.

[bubblingover]

....a-a)( yes sollux, i am listening...

[she waits on baited breathe to read what he has to say.]

...o)(

[more inkbots.]

Well you can go tell )(im t)(at yourself w)(ile you are alive. I'm not doing all the dirty work for you.

[brothor]

I will wear my nice robes. He died a hero. A foolish hero.

[bubblingover]

O)(! Yes good reminder, i need to put t)(e on the invites, t)(at dress robes s)(ould be worn!! T)(ank you!

Would you like to say a few words at the funeral?

[brothor]

I am sure it would be obvious!

As a witness to the events leading to his death, it is only right.

[bubblingover]

T)(at's true! T)(oug)( i )(ave meet some people w)(o don't seem to take t)(e )(int at 'funeral'

It is, T)(or you are a very )(onorable man, i am sure Sollux will be grateful for you to be a part of t)(is funeral.

[brothor]

I am sure Captor would not mind if we showed up on our comfortable wear.

Yes, yes I am. I will say many fine things.

[selfhatred]

HONESTLY AT THIS POINT IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
I'LL STAND OVER HIS CASKET AND SAY I TOLD YOU SO.

[bubblingover]

Well t)(at w)(y i believe )(e deserves a proper funeral, to celebrate )(is life!

ok, going to put you on t)(e list for people will be speaking?

[selfhatred]

YEAH SURE. I'LL SAY HOW MUCH OF A DOUCHE HE WAS AND HOW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
YOU SHOULD PUT GLITTER ON THE BANNERS.
FOR IRONY PURPOSES.

[bubblingover]

ok i know )(e can be a douc)(e karkat, but can't you find at least one nice t)(ing to say?

....Karkat, )(ow offer to do you )(ang around t)(e Striders?

[selfhatred]

NOT A GREAT DEAL.
I MEAN DAVE AND I DON'T EXACTLY GET ALONG.
WHY?

[bubblingover]

)(ow about you at least include in your speec)( ")(e was a good douc)(ebag!"

...well you used t)(e word irony, t)(at's kinda a Strider t)(ing
and you used it in t)(e same sense t)(ey do
see w)(at i am getting at now?

[seeringlight]

Has he really done something so inane and ridiculous that we can now plan his funeral? My. This is becoming quite the term.

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[bubblingover]

Sollux kinda did an massive sparkle post welcoming t)(e )(igh Inquistor

)(is going to s)(ove )(is foot in )(is mout)( some)(ow and get )(imself killed

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[seeringlight]

Ah. Classy as usual.
He's still part of the Ministry, though. Murder of a student would obviously end his life and career as we know it. Even if the cause was just to end the certain stupidity of a fellow.

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[bubblingover]

I t)(ink Sollux is in a level of a class t)(at i will never understand or maybe just everyone in general.

t)(at's very true, i don't t)(ink the Ministry could cover up killing off students, but i still wouldn't be suprized ended up in detention forever, so may as well give )(im a "good bye" party.

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[seeringlight]

He is on a completely different level from us. I don't think anyone is surprised.

Maybe we'll get visiting rights.

[jeet]

What are you talking about?

[bubblingover]

well basically sollux likes to stick )(is foot in )(is mouth a lot!!

and with Snow around, )(is going to get )(imself killed

So i am going to give )(im a nice funeral!

[jeet]

Oh. I suppose that is... Kind of you.