1 fishy!

[bubblingover]

w)(ile i know a wedding is exciting and all, i )(ave an announcement to make myself.

I am planning Sollux's funeral, i don't know w)(en )(e is going to die but it probably will be very soon.

So you are all invited! I've already planned out w)(at flowers, w)(ich are going to be lilies and we've )(ave decided w)(at's going to be on his tomb stone.

But i will probably need more )(elp, so if anyone wants to )(elp organise t)(is funeral, t)(at will be great! I promise we s)(all an nice a wake afterwards as well.

[private to Eridan]
I know, you need someone to talk to rig)(t now, i'm )(ere.

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[selfhatred]

YEAH SURE. I'LL SAY HOW MUCH OF A DOUCHE HE WAS AND HOW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
YOU SHOULD PUT GLITTER ON THE BANNERS.
FOR IRONY PURPOSES.

[bubblingover]

ok i know )(e can be a douc)(e karkat, but can't you find at least one nice t)(ing to say?

....Karkat, )(ow offer to do you )(ang around t)(e Striders?

[selfhatred]

NOT A GREAT DEAL.
I MEAN DAVE AND I DON'T EXACTLY GET ALONG.
WHY?

[bubblingover]

)(ow about you at least include in your speec)( ")(e was a good douc)(ebag!"

...well you used t)(e word irony, t)(at's kinda a Strider t)(ing
and you used it in t)(e same sense t)(ey do
see w)(at i am getting at now?