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004 With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility

[Everyone, it is that time of night.]

Because I'm utter rubbish at actually following along with drama... So instead of doing.

Why do we wash towels when we dry off with them after getting clean?

..Seems a little redundant to me.

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Well, I can hardly follow you into your dorm as a Slytherin, now can I?

What a shame. A few of the others do stare at me sometimes though.

Not quite with the same intent, I imagine.

...What?

Well, I imagine most people stare at you in befuddlement and confusion! I would observe you with the intent to learn and decode your mysterious ways.

I doubt I befuddle or confuse my dormmates.

Learn and decode my mysterious ways?

[He's probably spent the last couple minutes lifting Pillow up with his feet and touching her paws to be a twat, perfectly normal.]

Well, you befuddle and confuse everyone else, at the very least.

Yes.

[It's cool, Eriq has a spider on his head that he's making ridiculous kissy faces at.]

I don't see how...

Well, obviously you wouldn't. Your behavior makes perfect sense to yourself. It's natural to you.

I guess that's fair. I still don't think it's that strange though. I'm sure plenty of people act similarly to me.

Yes, I believe in the muggle world, they're called nightbloggers.

... That's implying my train of thought is odd. My train of thought is not odd, nor is it affected by the time of day like that.

Blogger then. And it is odd. The next thing we know, you'll be asking why kitten feet don't smell.

... I was actually pondering that earlier when Pillow thought it was a good idea to knead her claws into my face while laying on my throat.

Oh my gosh. Why am I not surprised? I pull something out of thin air, and you have actually pondered it.

... Why would that surprise you? Things are supposed to be thought about!

But kitten feet, really? What does it matter if they smell or not? It's not really of the great importance to the universe.

What if there's some biological advancement we can discover from non-smelly kitten feet to prevent human foot odor?

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