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[moveslikejaeger]

hey i know we arent like totally close bros or anything but gamzee is worried about you
and really a brothers brother is a brother of mine so
do you mind if we talk?

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[selfhatred]

BUT...I GUESS PUTTING IT THAT WAY PUT THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE FOR ME.
SO
THANKS.

[moveslikejaeger]

say what you will about my methods they are effective
so now that we have established that you are not into sexy times with gamzee we can go down to the next level
does the idea of kissing him appeal to you at all?
personally i like kissing him but not so much on the mouth mostly i just do a whole bunch of little kisses all over his face
like on his cheeks and on his forehead and on his cute little clown nose
but mouth kissing rapunzel was nice even if it was only once

[selfhatred]

WELL...YEAH I THINK SO.
I MEAN I LIKED IT WHEN HE
UM
I GUESS I DO.

[moveslikejaeger]

and now it becomes complicated again
unfortunately i have not yet worked out a quick and easy solution however i have discovered that going in metaphorical guns ablazing is not the way to do it
so for now you will just have to talk to shinra about it
explain that you do not want to steal his boyfriend but that you have deep platonic love for gamzee that involves occassional snogging
he might understand because he tends to be very reasonable

[selfhatred]

IF HE EVEN WANTS TO TALK TO ME.
THINGS ARE KIND OF
AWKWARD RIGHT NOW.
I KIND OF BLEW UP AT HIM AFTER FIGHTING WITH GAMZEE OVER THE SUMMER WHEN THAT WHOLE...THING WENT DOWN.
I'M NOT SURE IF HE HATES ME OR WHAT.

[moveslikejaeger]

9_9 that was months ago
i was just as mad at you for being dumb too but ive already forgiven you
just talk to him

[selfhatred]

YEAH BUT
UGH
IF I SAY IT'S NOT SIMPLE YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO SAY IT IS.

[moveslikejaeger]

well it is
you just walk up to him and say "hi shinra"
you dont even have to talk about gamzee right away
just open up the line of communication once more
or at least try
if he snubs you then tell me and i can talk to him

[moveslikejaeger]

or you can sit alone in your room feeling sorry for yourself for the rest of eternity i dont really care which its not my problem

[selfhatred]

I GUESS THAT'S TRUE ENOUGH.
I THINK I'VE DONE ENOUGH OF THE LATTER IN MY LIFETIME.

[moveslikejaeger]

so use this as a time to start changing that
if you want i will even walk over to him with you as moral support
just keep in mind
i will hold your hand
i will drag you to him
but i will not talk to him for you

[selfhatred]

I DON'T NEED TO HAVE MY HAND HELD.
I'LL...I'LL TALK TO HIM.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME REALLY.

[moveslikejaeger]

i give you until the end of the month
if you havent talked to him by then i will lock the two of you in a classroom and not let you out until there are words