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[sixbuckdropout]

 i dunno how it happened but i have the most amazing pie rn
& it doesnt end
i have a neverending pie
today is awesome

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[brothor]

What? That sounds amazing. I am so jealous, I wish I had a never ending pudding.

[There's a long pause.]

Oh my goodness!

[sixbuckdropout]

isnt it!!! this is the best fucking pie omg

[brothor]

This is an admirable pudding. What kind of magic is this?

[sixbuckdropout]

the best kind of magic clearly.

[brothor]

Agreed! I must learn this spell..

[sixbuckdropout]

i didnt even use a spell. it just happened. its insane!

[brothor]

Nor did I! Perhaps we were destined to have never ending desserts.

[sixbuckdropout]

such is the fate of great gryffindors

[brothor]

Huzzah! I could not wish for a greater house.

[sixbuckdropout]

exactly
u landed in the rite 1

[brothor]

I was destined to eat never ending food!

[sixbuckdropout]

exactly! eat like youve never eaten

[brothor]

I shall do so with pride!

[sixbuckdropout]

excellent

[Voice]

[zazzerpan_cg]

WHAT IS PIE?

[Voice]

[sixbuckdropout]

Dude, what the hell? It's the most delicious thing!

[marshall_lee]

...what kind of pie? Does it change?

[sixbuckdropout]

it keeps doing this thing where one part of its apple and another is cherry.
theres a part of it thats chocolate too
you should come have some

[marshall_lee]

Woah, so you get all your favorites in one pie? That's pretty awesome.

...I think I might actually. Junk food sounds great right now.

[sixbuckdropout]

yeah p much. its like heaven

ok where do you wanna meet??

[marshall_lee]

The Great Hall? I was thinking of going down to the kitchens and trying to get a snack anyways. I'm starving.

[sixbuckdropout]

ill meet you there in a minute.

_{[and he's on his way as soon as he finishes writing.]}

[marshall_lee]

[Marshall ends up there shortly before Dean. Inwardly he's kind of excited since he hasn't had pie since he was a kid and he's never had chocolate at all. He stops by the kitchen and gets a couple of forks and napkins and sits down at the empty Slytherin table.]

[sixbuckdropout]

_{[It takes Dean a bit longer because he didn't want to drop the pie and he also stops a few times because he can't resist stopping to take a few bites. Finally, he arrives in the Great Hall and sits down beside Marshall.]}

Lookit this beaut.

[marshall_lee]

It looks fantastic.
[He just kind of stares at it and watches it regenerate into a full pie again.]
Man, you need to find a way to patent this sucker.

[sixbuckdropout]

Once I figure out how it happened, I definitely will.

Anyway, dig in, man.

[marshall_lee]

[Marshall still stares at it. He's not even sure where to begin but he finally decides on chocolate since..well, he's never had chocolate before. He sticks the fork in and brings up a big bite and shoves it in his mouth. He knows the minute it hits his tastebuds that he's now going to miss eating this forever.]

Holy shit, this is awesome.

[speterman]

Never-ending pie.

[sixbuckdropout]

y e s.

[speterman]

Huh.

[sixbuckdropout]

what.

[ladyliberty]

You gotta share!

[sixbuckdropout]

of course!! ill bring you some

[ladyliberty]

Sweeeeeet