4th experiment

[greenteengenius]

My homework appears to have done itself. In my handwriting. Using my diction.

I was of the mind that these odd happenings were some sort of prank, but what sort of prankster does your homework?

Comments

[bonafide_divinity]

One with too far much time on his hands.

It was probably Baljeet. Last I checked, he was fantasizing about having deep, meaningful conversations with his rat.

[greenteengenius]

Yes, I met the rat. Aside from it talking I saw nothing special about it.

[bonafide_divinity]

[inkblot]

You thought the rat was talking too?

[greenteengenius]

It appeared to be so. I don't believe that it was, of course, but that was the impression. Quite well done.

[moveslikejaeger]

man i wish MY homework would do itself that would be awesome

[greenteengenius]

It is awfully convenient, considering how boring it looked to be. It's even all correct.

By the way, what is a douche?

[moveslikejaeger]

its homework its always borning

uh

are you a third year or older?

[greenteengenius]

Not to a Ravenclaw it is not.

I'm a 5th.

[moveslikejaeger]

yeah but you guys are crazy

oh good i won't get in trouble for telling you then

okay a douche is a bag of water that you stick up a girls naughty bits to get them all rinsed out and stuff

its french

[greenteengenius]

I believe the phrase is "crazy like a fox."

And what does that have to do with canoes and waffles?

[moveslikejaeger]

hee hee good one!

not a heck of a lot really its just one of those made up insults like fartmuncher or bogeyboxer it doesnt really mean anything it just sounds good although i think calling someone a douche is mostly just a less polite way of calling someone a sleaze you know?

[greenteengenius]

Ah. I don't see why he couldn't simply have mentioned that, but you've been quite helpful. I was not aware people were getting so creative in their distaste.

[moveslikejaeger]

if he is who i think he is he had no idea either

[greenteengenius]

I should wonder that he did not ask, then. Nothing is quite so annoying as not knowing what someone is speaking about.

[moveslikejaeger]

well its shinra right? hes a smart boy but if you sound like you know what your talking about hell take anything you say at face value

he thinks thor is a seer because he has a magic 8 ball

[greenteengenius]

Is that so? I'll have to keep that in mind.

Now what is a magic 8 ball?

[moveslikejaeger]

just dont use it against him or youll be dealing with me >:C

its a black ball filled with liquid and a 20 sided die with things written on the sides like yeses and nos and maybes and you shake it then the die floats up so that one side will press up against a little window on it

its a muggle toy

[greenteengenius]

Fine, I'll restrain myself to harassing Tulio.

And he believes this? I don't think anything would make me believe Thor is a seer.

[moveslikejaeger]

oh now that i can get behind entirely

yes yes he does hes such a sweet little dumbbutt i cant handle him sometimes i want to shake him and smother him with kisses at the same time

[greenteengenius]

He makes it so easy.

You aren't worried he'll get himself into some trouble?

[moveslikejaeger]

yes he does he is so twitchy i just love to poke at him in potions

sure i am but thats why i keep an eye on him
especially now that hes with gamzee
its not that i dont trust gamzee but man talk about a meeting of the minds im not sure if theres a lick of common sense between them

[greenteengenius]

Most of the time poking isn't even required. His blood pressure must be terrible.

I suppose they'll learn with experience to be more credulous. We are all fairly young.