Mark VI

[arrogantalloy]

 [Tony's hand writting is coming in scratched and fast, instead of his normal well written penmanship. Because he is more than a little freaked out.]

Okay. So I don't know how I did it. 

Wow.

And I know I'm being hated for it. But I'm going to fix it.

For the record it wasn't on purpose and I'm still tring to...

I mean yeah I had my wand, but I didn't have it in my hand. The screwdriver was.

I feel like really it's the teachers fault, because no one let me in on the memo about this happening.

Comments

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

You mean like how there was a hundred and some notes in the journals about how shenanigans were occurring?

[voice]

[arrogantalloy]

I'm sorry, I don't remember signing myself up to be gossip queen and chaining myself to the journal net work.

I was busy out having friends, doing homework and you know, trying to advance Wizard and muggle technology in my spare time.

Come on, we're a school of teenagers, pimples are enough to send this network into a frenzy.

[voice]

[eighttimeshandy]

Gee, I don't remember saying anything like that. I mean, it only takes five seconds to glance at the journals and see that, oh, look, something is happening.

And I hardly think you're one to talk about how excitable the school is about foolish things, considering how eager you were to introduce us all to your goat and how dumb she apparently is.

[voice]

[arrogantalloy]

That had nothing to do with my being eager, and everything to do with making sure no one touches what is mine.

And I glance over, it doesn't mean I pay attention to everything. I only notice something if it's interesting.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Is this about something else or is it what you told me earlier?

[arrogantalloy]

Oh, yeah. Kind of exactly what I told you about.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

What were you doing with a screwdriver?

[arrogantalloy]

Oh I was thinking of using it to apply for an intern-ship with CERN.

I was unscrewing Steve's doll house. What else would I be doing with a screwdriver?

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Right, new question. Why does Steve have a doll house and why would you take it apart?

[arrogantalloy]

No idea, he found it in the common room, and it looked like his apartment block in Brooklyn or something. I was trying to see how it was wired up, obviously.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

That's a strange thing to appear.

[arrogantalloy]

He said he'd been feeling homesick when it showed up.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

That's not so bad then. You shouldn't try to take that apart then.

[arrogantalloy]

I wasn't taking it a part. I was just looking at it's wiring.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

That probably involved taking something off.

[arrogantalloy]

Only the base. I promise I didn't break it.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

You just turned Steve in to a girl.

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, yeah. But I didn't break anything to do it.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Your brain didn't break in the process?

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, you see, I was too worried with people making a massively big deal out of it, so I was doing my best to get him her hi Steve out of the great hall.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Well, now the world can't say that you don't have a decent bone in your body.

[arrogantalloy]

Well if I don't shake it up sometimes, people will believe all the things that are said about me.

[notthebee2]

I wouldn't put it beside you two do that sort of thing to a friend, though.
Through Stark logic, the more knockers, the better, right?

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, not the kind of thing I'd do to a friend generally.

Guessing you found out then from the source.

Also, this is a 'for the record' kind of thing. But it's not 'the better' when their owner isn't normally in possession of them. It's weird and conflicting, okay?

[3potionproblem]

What'd you do, Stark?

[arrogantalloy]

I still don't have concrete proof that I've actually done anything.

But I may have accidentally transfigured someone into something they shouldn't be.

No I'm not telling you because I don't want you near them to run experiments on them. I know you.

[speterman]

Are you okay?

[arrogantalloy]

Me? Yeah no, I'm fine. There is nothing actually wrong with me.

Despite what other's might say.

But hey, in the end, it's not wrong with me so much as what I've done to someone else. Which I maintain wasn't on purpose.

[sixbuckdropout]

did u get a pie too?

[arrogantalloy]

Really, you think I would be freaked out over pie?

I mean sure I had some pie for lunch. But that actually has nothing to do with this.

[sixbuckdropout]

whatd you do then?
i was just asking about a pie bc i found a pie that never ends and its p fuckin sweet

[arrogantalloy]

Some extreme transfiguration, let's call it that.

What kind of pie?

[sixbuckdropout]

deets, man.

every kind of pie. not mixed together though. it's flawless.

[arrogantalloy]

[Filter]

Okay, so I somehow managed to turn Rogers into a girl.

[/Filtered]

...Still got that pie?

[sixbuckdropout]

[filter]

wtf dude.

shit i gotta see this.[/filter]

hell yeah i do. it never went anywhere.

[arrogantalloy]

[Filter]

No, you are going to stay away, Salt shaker. I'm not kidding. He's got enough on his mind as it is with you you and your grin getting in the way.

[Protective Tony, is protective.]

[/Filter]

Where are you? I want to try this pie. It even comes in cherry right?