SIXTEEN ♋

[selfhatred]

[There's a few inkblots.]

IS THERE ANYONE NEARBY THAT COULD HELP ME GET TO SOME WATER?
I'M NOT SURE HOW LONG MERPEOPLE CAN LAST OUT ON LAND.
...
I MIGHT NEED SOMEONE WHO KNOWS MERMISH TOO.


THIS ENTIRE WEEK JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER, DOESN'T IT?

Comments

[sciencewwitch]

kar are you serious
youre the last person id imagine to turn to a merman
i feel ripped off i sorta wwanted to end up a merman at least i wwould havve enjoyed just floatin around the lake for the wwhile or somethin

evven though this is comin from the person wwho wwoke up as a chick
anywways i could probably get you dowwn to the lake or somethin if you still need help

[selfhatred]

IT'S NOT LIKE I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
OH GOD FIRST STEVE AND NOW YOU? WHO ELSE HAS GONE RULE 63 IN THIS SCREWED UP CASTLE?

DAVE'S ON HIS WAY, BUT HE COULD PROBABLY USE THE HELP.
I'M NOT SURE HOW HEAVY I AM.
THOUGH I GOTTA SAY, DISNEY WAS WAY OFF WHEN THEY MADE THE LITTLE MERMAID.

[sciencewwitch]

banners also a girl
not sure wwho else though

arent those movvies usually wway the hell off though wwhen it comes to mythology and the wworks
least thats wwhat ivve heard

anywways it wwill be better wwith the second set of arms im sure
wwhere are you at right noww

[selfhatred]

WELL YEAH.
FOR ONE MUGGLES DON'T KNOW THAT THINGS LIKE MERPEOPLE REALLY EXIST SO ALL THEY HAVE IS MYTHOLOGY, AND THAT'S NOT REALLY RELIABLE.

COURTYARD.

[sciencewwitch]

groan
muggles i swwear i dont understand howw my bro wwhy they do things like that evven if theyre just so blissfully unawware of wwhat is around them
wwhich is i knoww obvviously for the best but at the same time just groan

be right there

[selfhatred]

HURRY.
PREFERABLY BEFORE MY DAD SEES.