Backdated to the 28th

[grandhighwizard]

Slytherins and Gryffindors:
In looking to the year ahead, I believe we will have time for one extra project per year, outside of the usual curriculum. I will be taking suggestions from students for this project, and the student in each year who comes up with the idea I will be using will earn twenty points for their House.

The criteria for project suggestions is as follows:
It must have something to do with potions (I am of the belief this should go without saying, but I find I cannot have as much confidence in every student as I would like).
It should be something interesting and original - do NOT merely look through your textbooks and choose something from there.
It should have a practical purpose - this is subject to interpretation, and I will accept arguments for each idea as to why it might be useful.
It must be challenging, this is not a way to earn easy marks.
It will not involve goats.



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if any of the female professors have the time,
I COULD USE SOME ASSISTANCE.
whatever magic has been at work in the school these last few days
HAS CAUSED A FEW UNUSUAL CHANGES
that i cannot seem to undo with a counter-curse or potions.

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[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

What has happened sweetheart?

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[grandhighwizard]

no point in being coy,
I APPEAR TO HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A WOMAN.
during class.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, VERY LITTLE TEACHING GOT DONE.

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[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Oh, fascinating! Of all the strange things to happen so far...

You can stop by the Hospital Wing if you wish and I can take a look at you darling.

And perhaps offer you a bra - I don't think you will find many women at school of your size.

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[grandhighwizard]

i do seem to have shrunk somewhat, though
I BELIEVE I AM STILL TALL FOR THE AVERAGE WOMAN.
but i would be grateful for grateful for your assistance.
I SHOULD HAVE SOME FREE TIME
in the next few hours.

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[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

We'll see what can be done ja?
I'll wait with a few clothes then.

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[grandhighwizard]

[And, in shortly under two hours, a tall (around six foot) woman with thick, long black hair, and rather Amazonian proportions will show up. She has nothing on Mamma's busty, powerful build, but she's still a rather imposing woman. It's quite obvious who she is, because she's wearing Rhys's robes, just transfigured slightly shorter so she's not tripping over them.]

Miss Gkika?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Pokes her head out from the store-room, taking a moment to process and beaming when she does.]

Hy have told hyu professors - call me Mamma or chust Gkika. Now let's take a look at hyu dollink.

[Comes around and shakes her head with amusement as the fact that she's now taller than Rhys.]

Vell den, let's have a look at hyu.

[Guides Rhys towards the nurse's office area where they won't be as easily disturbed and begins to glance over her.]

Ja, dere iz no vay hyu iz goink to be comfortable wizhout a bra sveethott - too bik.

[grandhighwizard]

[glances down at herself] I suppose so. It's not really been at the forefront of my mind. [snorts in amusement at herself as she follows Mamma to the nurse's office] I've tried the usual remedies, what I know of curse breaking, and a potion, of course, but whatever this is seems remarkably resilient. I can only assume it's related to all the other wild magic that's been floating around the school the past few days.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Oh ja, like Dolores and her leetle boy.

[Nods absently, rummaging through the bag she'd brought of some clothes, bringing up a bra (black with purple frills, just for you Rhys) and holding it to Rhys' bosom without so much as a 'how do you do'.]

Hmm, hyu iz a bik gorl but not dis bik.

[Grabbing her wand, she casts a shrinking spell, letting the bra slowly shrink until it fits against Rhys' new rack properly.]

Dere ve go, now strip and put dis on sveethott. So finite incantatem didn't vork either?

[grandhighwizard]

Yes, like Dolores. [glancing down bemusedly at the bra ... frills? Well, beggars can't be choosers, and it isn't as though Rhys doesn't appreciate certain types of more ornate clothing. She doesn't seem to mind Mamma's straight-forward handling of the situation - it makes things easier, really.]

And no, that was the first thing I tried, of course. [There's a hint of reproach in her tone as she starts undoing her robes, setting them neatly aside and then pulling off her shirt so that she can puzzle out the bra. She's seen them on women before, of course, but has never been much involved with the actual putting-back-on of the garment.]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Vell hy don't know - sometimes people forget de most basic tings ven strange tings like dese happen, ja?

[Shrugs and watches before shaking her head, smiling and taking the bra again, manuevering Rhys around so she can put the bra on for the sudden-woman.] Iz a bit more annoyink to put on dan take off ja?

Comfy? [Tests back strap to make sure it's not too tight.]

[grandhighwizard]

Ridiculously uncomfortable, actually - I understand the theory behind them, but they do cut in a bit, don't they? [Rhys tries adjusting her breasts - it's not that the bra fits wrong, it's just that as a man, he tends to avoid any sort of restrictive clothing, and she's really not used to anything that presses and yanks things into place, the way a bra really has to do for a woman with her chest size.] I don't know how you manage, Gkika, considering your endowments.

[The smaller woman gives the nurse a cocked eyebrow and a wry look over one shoulder.]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Hy am used to eet. [Snorts and moves around to stand in front of Rhys, adjusting her boobs for her.]

Vunce hyu get used to eet, eet's more uncomfortable to go vithought - especially if hyu need to do a lot of runnink.

[grandhighwizard]

That's not something that's really an issue for me. [points out with a little smirk] If I have to chase down my students, I think I've failed already.

[That's .. an interesting sensation, Mamma. Not unpleasant, but also probably not completely professional.] Is there a trick to this, or is it mostly just yanking them about until it feels right?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Vell hyu certainly have quick reflexes so Hy guess hyu can chust grab de students before they try to run.

[Critically looks over the adjusted boobs making sure they're sitting right and smiles.]

In a manner of speaking, ja. Eet depends on de type of bra hyu choose to vear. Dis vun requires hyu to pick up and drop hyu breast in de cup.

[grandhighwizard]

Or use my wand. [raises her eyebrows at Mamma] I assume they're in the proper position? I can't imagine this is a long term affect, or at least I hope not. I'd rather not go shopping for an entirely new wardrobe, and undergarments seem rather complicated. I appreciate the assistance.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Ja dey're goot now. [Beams.]

Hyu make a pretty voman but ja, Hy doubt dis vill last too long. If hyu need anytink dot Hy can provide, hyu chust let me know.

[grandhighwizard]

And not such a pretty man? [Rhys asks, with wry, teasing amusement, as she pulls her top back on.] But yes, I'll certainly come to you first. I imagine you'll be more helpful than some of my fellow female professors.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Gootness no - hyu iz too rough-cut to be 'pretty'. Hyu iz handsome as a man, not a pretty boy like dot Striding man iz. [Rolls her eyes as if this should have been obvious.]

Das iz goot - Hy am happy to help. [beams]

[bonafide_divinity]

Professor Rhydderch, if you're wondering about what happened during your third period potions class.

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I can ex

The thing is

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It was Maxim Jaeger's fault and I think that's all there is to say on the matter.

[grandhighwizard]

AND HOW EXACTLY
is it mr. jaeger's fault?
ARE YOU AWARE OF SOMETHING I AM NOT?

[moveslikejaeger]

what? what did i do? i was only thinking about bruces boobs i swear!

[grandhighwizard]

MR. JAEGER, MR. GARZA,
do i need to invite you lads to my office for
A DISCUSSION?

[moveslikejaeger]

uh

[grandhighwizard]

4:30
AFTER YOUR LAST CLASS
both of you.

[moveslikejaeger]

yes professor