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[notyetlost]

anyone know any spells or potions or charms or junk that would make a rock more like idk... alive?

or maybe talkative!

like

basically anything that just makes it not as boring and rock-y-ish?

i totally blinged him out as much as i physically can and it's still not doing it for me.

- feliks

Comments

[bonafide_divinity]

[He's definitely going to regret asking this, but...]

Exactly why do you want to talk to a rock, Lukasiewicz?

[bubblingover]

I t)(ink t)(ere are a couple of c)(arms t)(at would work to get an inanimate object to talk
w)(y do you want an rock to talk?

trololololol

[edle_gestalt]

Why talk with it if you can turn it into something tasty?

I jest. This doesn't talk, but what about a turtle? Its shell doesn't have to look much different, and so it would be easier to hide. But I imagine making a turtle talk is easier than making a rock talk.

[ladyliberty]

A rock? For real?