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[notyetlost]

anyone know any spells or potions or charms or junk that would make a rock more like idk... alive?

or maybe talkative!

like

basically anything that just makes it not as boring and rock-y-ish?

i totally blinged him out as much as i physically can and it's still not doing it for me.

- feliks

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[notyetlost]

it makes like a wuh sound instead of a laa sound.

um how would you know have you ever spoken to a rock before? they've been around for a billion years i bet there's like tons of interesting stuff it could talk about.

[bonafide_divinity]

Well, [inkblot] I have been saying your name wrong for the past four years.

It doesn't matter how long they've been around. They're not sentient, therefore they wouldn't remember anything that happened to them. So no, I have not spoken to a rock. Principally because rocks don't talk. For good reason.

[notyetlost]

that's okay i've been calling you tool-io behind your back for years.

[The line crossing that out is barely even visible.]

yeah well goats aren't supposed to talk either and that totally didn't stop the ones hanging around school from doing it. you just have like. absolutely no imagination.