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[seeringlight]

Muets! C'est tellement stupide!
Comment muets peuvent vous être?

Ai hhuthe hevhluythuyng!!!
os ot s'ho dofhfhuycaht t'ho nhuht boh on iudhiaht.
Ai'ehm ayskuyng fuhr thuo muyrch ai khuyw!






Ah, yes. Who would like to join me at the Three Broomsticks for the first Hogsmeade trip? If I'm feeling particularly charitable, I may pay for your drink(s).
Or if you wish to join me at Honeydukes, I'd also appreciate that.
Company is welcomed and encouraged.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Clearly.
You're not missing out on much anyway. It's very difficult to understand Texans, too.
Uncle Dirk and my dad are/were the only members of our family that I could ever understand. One time I had to ask whether Grandpa was speaking English.

[seeringlight]

Your personal experiences are truly unfortunate. My condolences.
Do they have a heavy accent of some kind?

[givesyouaboner]

The heaviest Texan drawl you could possibly imagine.

[seeringlight]

That's dreadful. I already feel the need to engulf myself in the wonders of tea and crumpets just talking about it.

[givesyouaboner]

You can't imagine the horrors I've had to endure during those limited family gatherings.

[seeringlight]

I would have nightmares at even trying to consider the true horror of such a thing.

[givesyouaboner]

Don't even try. You'll break your mind.

[seeringlight]

:(
That's horrible.

[givesyouaboner]

I know, right.