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[not_a_vampire]

Bună ziua, journal!

It is a good day today! Sun is The sun is bright, birds sing, general goodness! I am wondering if anyone has seen my owl. He seems to have gotten himself into a tight corner. He's rather small, da yes? He looks very strange for owl, easy to pick out. He's small and black, and he's missing feathers in some spots. I promise he is healthy! He is an owl from mountains in Romania.

If you see him, please come find me and tell me! I have mail I would like to send, it's very inconsiderate of him to hide away.

Mulțumesc Thank you!

Comments

[not_a_vampire]

He is very majestic owl, and he knows! Maybe he has secret lover owl on side.

[pomodoroo]

If your owl is supposed to be majestic, he is the ugliest magestic owl I've ever seen! I can't see any owl wanting something that looks so beat up.

[not_a_vampire]

You will hurt his feelings! Take that back before he sees this!!

[pomodoroo]

He's an owl, he can't read!

[not_a_vampire]

W-- Well I will teach him!!

[pomodoroo]

Well he can't read now so obviously I'm not hurting his feelings! What point does having him read serve anyways?

[not_a_vampire]

There is great point! He will be smartest pretty owl ever!

[pomodoroo]

Can't say those traits would apply to you though!

[not_a_vampire]

Lovino Lovino Lovino we all know how much the women prefer someone like me let's not even joke.

[pomodoroo]

You?! I think you've been spending too much time around that stupid bird of yours! I mean come on, with my sun kissed skin, dazzling smile, designer clothes and amazing cooking skills, what's not to love!

[not_a_vampire]

Your silly curl, perhaps?? I don't know but I am most attractive look at me.

[he would be striking a pose if he wasn't writing, let's be honest]

[pomodoroo]

Hey, that curl gives me character okay! It sure looks a lot better than your creepy as shit red eyes. I'm sure the ladies would agree!

[not_a_vampire]

Actually the ladies find me enchantingly mysterious!

[pomodoroo]

You're about as mysterious as your disgusting bird that is!

[not_a_vampire]

Hey I could take offense to that if I did not know you were making joke!

[pomodoroo]

Who said it was a joke!

[not_a_vampire]

Of course it was joke Lovino is always joking!

[pomodoroo]

I bet you I could swoon more ladies than you can though!

[not_a_vampire]

Why don't you put that to test? We will see who can get more ladies to swoon!

[pomodoroo]

Alright, fine! How do you say we go about this? I say the loser gets a shitty punishment!

[not_a_vampire]

Or loser can just not have date that is always not fun and "shitty"

[pomodoroo]

But having a shitty punishment just gives you more incentive to want to be better than the other person!!