007 Come to Spidey

[speterman]

[Handwriting is pretty shaky and ugly this time around.]

Do you think cats know they're cats? I wonder if animals are aware of what they are. Like us being aware we're humans. I'm pretty sure Pillow thinks she's human. What with her hogging the bed and laying her head on my pillow.

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[speterman]

So you admit you're harassing me. I assume you would have left by now if this were just by happenstance.

[He lets out an annoyed sigh before pressing his fingers into his temples.]

Well, are you done?

[Ow. Ow. His hand hurts actually.]

[3potionproblem]

[Best to be wary of those cheekbones.]

I'm done if you are. Journal down and lights out.

[speterman]

If I say no does that mean I'm going to have to punch you until you decide to abscond? I might be a diminutive organism, especially compared to you, but we both know me punching you again would not be fun for you.

And the precious brain cells you could be losing.

I do lower the IQ of others, remember?

[3potionproblem]

Hard to forget, really. But I did say I would make you. So I still must insist.

[speterman]

Right. I'm getting Bruce.

[3potionproblem]

What's he going to do? Sing you a lullaby?

[speterman]

Going to get you away from me before I do more things I'll regret later.

Because this. What you're doing. Not in the mood.

[3potionproblem]

I didn't realize Bruce was on 4th year duty.

[speterman]

He's one of my best friends and he's a lot scarier than Tony, I'd say. I guess I could get Tony.

[3potionproblem]

Yes, do. Then Tony can assist as I move you to your bed.

[speterman]

[He starts to move forward towards Sherlock before he stops, inhales a deep breath and closes his eyes.]




[Exhaaaale and open.]

Shut up and leave me alone.

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock considers just grabbing Peter and putting him in his bed on his own but it's much more effort than he really cares to expend on such a task. Certainly likely to incorporate even more violent outbursts. He tucks his wand in his sleeve.]

I have more important things to attend to.

[speterman]

[Peter can't help but be impressed that that probably means he's going to leave now. He raises his eyebrows before being sure to enunciate the next word he says very clearly.]

Bye.

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock smirks and gives his head a patronizing pat then heads back to his own room.]