1st Glitch (backdated slightly?)

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Okay fine, I admit it. I let some of those lizards loose in the girl's bathroom when it was fully occupied.

Also in the kitchens.

...I'm pretty sure the house elves don't have recipes for lizard stew.

...Maybe.

Comments

[couragecore]

Doubt it. Lizard stew isn't something that's served in Scotland commonly.

Lizards don't have that much meat.

Stitch, you really don't have to own up to all of this, I don't think anyone actually cares.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Lilo made me do it.

[stated like that's the answer to everything]

[couragecore]

...Well, tell Lilo that Maka says it's all right, Stitch is forgiven.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

I told her it wouldn't be that big a deal. You're the best!

[couragecore]

Heh, it's not a big deal.

Do you have any requests for when I go down to Hogsmeade next month?

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Oooh! Maybe some Cockroach Clusters or Ice Mice? Finn told me about those!

[fuckmackandme]

that's it?

[alsocuteandfluffy]

What do you mean that's it?

I had a million other things planned before they went poof.

[fuckmackandme]

just letting them loose in the girls bathroom and the kitchen is pretty weak for a prank.
you should have at least found some spell or potion to make them bounce or something.
or put them in a bucket that would fall on someone's head when they opened the door.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

I already did all that in another prank.

Seemed weak to do the same old prank again.

[fuckmackandme]

so you followed up with a different weak prank?
man you kinda fail at pranking.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Hey, maybe I'm saving my pranks up for one big prank. The biggest prank Hogwarts will ever see.
You'll be jealous you didn't think of it first.

[fuckmackandme]

true pranksters always bring their a-game.
only phonies use the "i'm saving up for something big!" excuse.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Oh yeah?
And who're you to decide who's a true prankster and who's a phony?

[fuckmackandme]

john egbert!
prankster extraordinaire, and avid reader of books by legendary prankster and humorist colonel sassacre!

[alsocuteandfluffy]

If you're so...whatever you said, then how come I've never heard of you before?

[fuckmackandme]

alas, i am not as well known as my idol.
maybe one day though...
one day...

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Good luck.

[Pity for John he can't read sarcasm :B]

[instantdrama]

Oh, that was you? Do you even know how hard it is to have a pee when a lizard crawls in there with you? I mean, you guys have it lucky, you can just run away right then and there.

Brat.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

That was me. What can I say? It's kinda hard to resist temptation like that.
Suka.

[fashioneighsta]

I think they would've gotten there eventually regardless, but that's still quite uncalled for.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Are you kidding? It was hilarious.

[fashioneighsta]

To you, perhaps.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

See, that's why it's funny. Girls need to lighten up.

[fashioneighsta]

Certain young boys need to learn about basic respect.

[alsocuteandfluffy]

According to Jumba I don't know anything about respect, so I guess you're right!

[fashioneighsta]

Yes. Yes, I could tell.

[mo_cara]

oH, sHiT, aIn'T tHoSe LiTtLe BrOs SuPpOsEd To Be AlL eAtEd Up?

[alsocuteandfluffy]

Yeah they were. I'm just confessing after the crime's been done. Lilo said I should.

[mo_cara]

ThAt DoN't MaKe No MoThErFuCkIn SeNsE.
cRiMeS aRe AlL wHaT aRe SuPpOsEd To Be HuShEd Up, AiN't ThEy?