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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

tHE LIZARDS, aRE GONE AND i REALLY MISS THEM RIGHT NOW, bECAUSE THEY WERE REALLY FUN TO TALK TO,
aND THEY WERE REALLY GOOD LISTENERS, aND NOW i HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO,
tHAT WON'T JUDGE ME, aND i REALLY COULD, uH, uSE A LIZARD RIGHT NOW,
bECAUSE NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME, lIKE THEM,

wHY DID THEY HAVE TO GO,

aLSO WHY DO, bAD THINGS LIKE TO, uHHH, hAPPEN TO ME SO MUCH,

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[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

rEALLY,
i'VE NEVER HAD A CAT, bEFORE,
uH, wE ONLY EVER HAD DOGS, aND SMALL THINGS,
lIKE FISH AND, fERRETS,
aLSO WE HAD, uM, a BULL ONE TIME BUT WE HAD TO, gET RID OF IT,

[fashioneighsta]

I can say for a fact that Opal always listens to my troubles! [...or Rarity just assumes she's listening.]

Do you live on a farm?

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uM, nO,
mY DAD JUST REALLY LIKED BULLS A LOT,
bUT i CAN SEE WHERE YOU WOULD, bE CONFUSED MAYBE,

[fashioneighsta]

Did you keep him in your house? [BUT THE MESS--!]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH, yES,

wE KEPT IT HIM IN, tHE BASEMENT,
iT'S A PRETTY BIG BASEMENT,

[fashioneighsta]

It must be if it fit a bull!

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Is it even legal to keep a large animal in one's basement?