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[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Hey everybody, it's Feliciano Vargas here with an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, so all of you better pay attention ok? I even used my special ink for this because it's really great news and I want to share it with everybody so that no one gets into any misunderstandings or fights; that would just be bad!

Ok, are you ready? UNO, DUE, TRE...



★·.·´¯`·.·★My Big Brother, Lovino Vargas is going out with the lovely and cute Georgia Nicholson! Congratulazioni fratello!!!!★·.·´¯`·.·★

So it's important for everyone to know this so that you won't make advances on my big brother's new girlfriend and I'm sorry to all the cute ladies out there too, but now Lovi's taken!! Don't worry though there are other cute guys and cute girls for everyone else in Hogwarts, so you'll always be able to find someone else, like Ludwig! He's a really cool guy and he knows how to fix things very well, like a few days ago I turned his glasses blue with pink polka dots and he just tapped his wand and TA-DAAA! It was all back to normal! He's also really macho so he'll be able to protect you from danger too, so he's a real big catch!!

Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple!! Remember Lovi you have to tell mamma about your new girlfriend or else she's going to freak out and send you a Howler, and that'd just be plain embarrassing, you know? And don't worry Chia I'm sure you'll find someone eventually, so don't give up ok?

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Congratulations to your brother.
Are they going to get married?

[not_a_vampire]

WHAT

[thesmallesttrickster]

That is very exciting for your brother!

[edle_gestalt]

It is generally the couple's place to make announcements such as these, Feli.

Give them my regards if you see them before I do.

[deutschykins]

Is it official now? Or are you just making assumptions again? I don't think Lovino will be very happy about this either way, so do try to be careful. It would be a shame if you were murdered by your own brother before graduation.

Also, please refrain from advertising me to the girls in school, while their admiration is appreciated I am perfectly capable of surviving without a girlfriend.

everyone else escape while you can

[pomodoroo]

I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU THE NEXT TIME I CAN GET MY HANDS ON YOU.

[quixotical]

Oh, Lovito has found himself a girlfriend?? How cute!

[opparate]

Where did you get the pen that sparkles? Oh, or is it ink?

[No he doesn't respond to the Lovino thing. Lovino is mean after all!!]

[preussen_blau]

Eyyyyy, Lovi has finally got himself a gal! Lovi's gonna get laid tonight!

Oh yeah Feli, good luck trying to get my Bro a partner! I agree that he's a nice catch and he's definitely good with his hands, but he's also super awkward around new people. I mean like, EXTREMELY so. He's getting better since he was able to get some more friends including you, but it still takes some shoving to get him out of the room. Heh, don't get me started on flirting! I've seen him try to flirt before and...lets just say it was a literally "a fish out of water" situation haha!

[...voice] 1/...3?

[tomatatas]

WHAT?

LMAO FORGIVE MY LATENESS 1/2

[nunganunga_k_o]

[Ohhhhhhhh this is so embarrassing did there really need to be sparkles too?]