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has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool

go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie

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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah ~~looks like that toucan from the lion king was wro~~
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies

how does my broom make my ass look

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Are you seriously trying to convince the student body to go without pants? Including first and second years?

I'm down for no pants Tuesday.

And think of it this way..it's totally economical since we're saving on a day's laundry.

I FOR ONE WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT, THAT FOR THE RECORD, THERE IS NEVER A MOMENT IN MY WHOLE TIME AT THIS SCHOOL WHERE YOU HAVE EVER MADE ME BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE MOST FANTASTICAL DIPSHIT THAT EVER ROAMED THE EARTH.

HOW HAVE THEIR NOT BEEN SONNETS DEDICATED TO YOUR LIFE OF PURE UNADULTERATED STUPIDITY?

Who the hell is Chris Hansen?

what are you anti fun or something
of course im trying to convince the student body to go without pants

hell yes

exactly
that too its good for the economy
hey yo little orphan annie have i got a new deal for you

What would be the benefits to not wearing pants only on Tuesdays?

I don't see what's so fun about a bunch of minors walking around without pants. Especially with the weather getting colder.

i think you mightve missed the part where we all have to wear robes that come down so low professors would have to be aiming to touch our ochinchins if they were gonna check to see if we were wearing pants
and anyway nowhere did i say i was gonna make people not wear pants if your harbls get that cold then keep on keepin on soldier

Dave, they're still minors. And you're a minor, and you're encouraging them to go without clothing?

My...what? What's a harbl?

i for one embrace our robot overlords

and anyway you know youre just jelly of my rockin hot bod
i roam the earth because if i stay in one place too long the gravitational field of the earth will shift by the sheer magnitude of bitches flocking to my side

are you going to write me a sonnet vantas
cmon ill be your dark lady

whoa now slow down there brother jeremiah
lets not get too radical here i said nothing about full nudity
gotta keep them ankles covered and everything lest someone get scandalized

and its not like im encouraging them to bump uglies just saying if they wanna let it all hang loose they have my endorsement

you know
your business
your jimmies
the pot o gold at the end of the peenbow
tweedle dee and tweedle dong

hes like a muggle auror
except instead of going out and kicking ass he pays interns to pose as little girls on the internet so that he can catch the pedophiles who want to get their lolicon on

~~WHAT DO ROBOTS HAVE TO DO ACTUALLY NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW~~

"OH NO, YOU'VE FOUND OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT MY UNYIELDING JEALOUSY OF YOU AND YOUR THEORETICALLY HOT BOD"

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO WRITE? BECAUSE IF YOU WANT IT WITH ANY SINCERITY THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE WAITING THE LONGEST FUCKING TIME FOR IT TO HAPPEN, BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER SUBMIT MYSELF TO A VACUUM COLONIC WITH SHITTY SUCTION THEN EVER HAVE TO EVER SAY THAT LINE AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT.

THE ONLY TIME YOU ARE GOING TO GET A SONNET FROM ME, IS WHEN I THROW A NOVEL COMPILING ALL OF SHAKESPEARE'S SONNETS IN HARD COVER AT YOU AS HARD AS I CAN WITH ONLY TWO FEET BETWEEN US.

Edited 2012-10-29 03:47 (UTC)

less chance of getting busted than if you just stop wearing em altogether for one
idk something to look forward to after mondays

There's always a chance of someone taking it too far. You are speaking to a group of kids.

Dave, I think that list is proof you have way too much free time.

two feet? man give john some credit hes weedy but he aint that small

prepare your anus then cause dr feelgoods going in dry

here ill start

noisy cricket shouts
always fucking with my sleep
vantas just shut up

wait that was a haiku

yeah exactly
and the target audience youre talking about
prepubescent kids
somehow i dont think we have to worry about a rash of the underage sexytimes
should i add a remember kids always use protection

steve
steve are you questioning the depth and width of my dong knowledge

That seems to imply anyone ever wears pants under their robes, Strider.

...holy shit

Almost every student in this school is underage.

I'm questioning why you even need to have "dong knowledge".

im doin it
im not wernig pants 2morrow

btw whos chris nansen and whats he got to do w/ peeves???

They are arent they.
Well good golly i suppose you may be onto something there.

[Karkat starts to write a lot of things all of which gets scribbled out then he just lobs his journal at Dave.]

A haiku isn't even close to a sonnet you weeping puss ball. Could you for one minute be anything other than a massively non-sexual and very infectious pain in the arse? Because really I'm starting to wonder about that after four years of being subjected to you without the aid of any topical cream.

And I also fail to see what the fuck John has to do with anything, dipshit.

are we talking legal adult age or age of consent

because i have one
i need to know what im protecting people from lest my manly seed spring forth fully-formed as a woman wearing armor because i ate her mother to keep her from being born

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