Eight Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

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has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool

go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie

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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah looks like that toucan from the lion king was wro
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies

how does my broom make my ass look

Comments

[student filter] he doesn't want to touch the metaphor or ass talk with a ten foot pole

[patrioticspells]

Are you seriously trying to convince the student body to go without pants? Including first and second years?

[student filter] that's probably for the best yeah

[clockspinner]

what are you anti fun or something
of course im trying to convince the student body to go without pants

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[marshall_lee]

I'm down for no pants Tuesday.

And think of it this way..it's totally economical since we're saving on a day's laundry.

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[clockspinner]

hell yes

exactly
that too its good for the economy
hey yo little orphan annie have i got a new deal for you

[candycrabapple]

I FOR ONE WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT, THAT FOR THE RECORD, THERE IS NEVER A MOMENT IN MY WHOLE TIME AT THIS SCHOOL WHERE YOU HAVE EVER MADE ME BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE MOST FANTASTICAL DIPSHIT THAT EVER ROAMED THE EARTH.

HOW HAVE THEIR NOT BEEN SONNETS DEDICATED TO YOUR LIFE OF PURE UNADULTERATED STUPIDITY?

[clockspinner]

i for one embrace our robot overlords

and anyway you know youre just jelly of my rockin hot bod
i roam the earth because if i stay in one place too long the gravitational field of the earth will shift by the sheer magnitude of bitches flocking to my side

are you going to write me a sonnet vantas
cmon ill be your dark lady

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[pomodoroo]

Who the hell is Chris Hansen?

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[clockspinner]

hes like a muggle auror
except instead of going out and kicking ass he pays interns to pose as little girls on the internet so that he can catch the pedophiles who want to get their lolicon on

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[thesmallesttrickster]

What would be the benefits to not wearing pants only on Tuesdays?

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[clockspinner]

less chance of getting busted than if you just stop wearing em altogether for one
idk something to look forward to after mondays

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[brothor]

That seems to imply anyone ever wears pants under their robes, Strider.

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[clockspinner]

...holy shit

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[bev_rage]

im doin it
im not wernig pants 2morrow

btw whos chris nansen and whats he got to do w/ peeves???

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[clockspinner]

roxy no
tomorrows monday
you cant just enact no pants tuesday on a monday what are you high

chris hansen is a muggle auror who catches fat balding middle aged men who do bad things to underage girls

[student filter] i need more CR with these two.

[ficklefuckwit]

They are arent they.
Well good golly i suppose you may be onto something there.

[student filter] yes jake come to the nopants side

[clockspinner]

are you in then
fly free as the wind blows young padawan and never look back on the inhibitions of the past

[givesyouaboner]

Gross.

[clockspinner]

no incesto
you are exempt from the poll

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[di_intraining]

Instead of coming up with stupid ideas how about you go and practice your Keeper skills instead, Strider? That seems a far more effective use of your time.

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[clockspinner]

talk to the hand cause the wrist aint listening
you aint even my captain ill listen to her not you

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[taleweaving]

Dave. No.

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[clockspinner]

i think you mean dave yes

[opparate]

But what if it's too cold to not wear pants? Can I wrap my waist in a scarf? Or wear two cloaks?

[clockspinner]

hell you could wear a skirt for all it matters
though if youre gonna go for a kilt you gotta wear it the traditional way

too many layers might make it obvious that your jibblies are on the retreat but whatever you think you can get away with

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[innocent_insanity]

this here brother's down for that shit. :o)

who the motherfuck is chris hansen?

[clockspinner]

sweet tits

chris hansen is a muggle auror who pays a team of interns to pretend to be little girls on the internet so he can catch the fat old fucks who want to badtouch them

[seeringlight]

There is no bloody way we're related.
I cannot even begin to access how asinine this entire endeavor is.
I'm also rather offended because I wear a skirt. I see how it is, Dave. You're slowly trying to start a divide between the females and males. I thought you were more sensitive to my skirt wearing ways.
Perhaps you should wear a skirt all the time and see the oppression. Walk a couple of miles in high heels while we're at it.
Dave, why must you be so insensitive?

[clockspinner]

so would you say you give my
ass-a-nine?

also how am i supposed to know what girls have to wear under their robes
from what i hear some wizards dont even know how pants work
either kind horrifying as that sounds

you got a deal
are the skirts in your house colors cause if not then i think i can fit into one of yours
dunno where ill get a pair of heels tho
my hips may not lie but i dont have dainty little lady feet
though i think a boy in a skirt and high heels is gonna end up more oppressed than a girl
wanna curl my hair and do my eyeliner while were at it

[bubblingover]

Yes, Dave, everyone was watc)(ing your ass in t)(at game
i am sure t)(ey can all give you good judgement on )(ow it looked
)(ere is a suggestion, maybe give your friends some score cards and t)(ey give you live verdicts during t)(e game!!

[clockspinner]

obviously everyone was watching my ass
how else do you explain the shit plays that the slytherins got off
clearly the only possible explanation

oh shit thats a great idea
you wanna hold one for me peixes

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[greenteengenius]

I never wear pants under my robes unless I'm going to the dungeons as they're quite cold. Why would you?

[wow rude]

[clockspinner]

we talking underpants or pants pants