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sortinghat_rp2012-10-28 01:45 pm
clockspinner) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-10-28 01:45 pm
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Eight Sick Beats
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has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool
go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie
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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blahlooks like that toucan from the lion king was wro
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies
how does my broom make my ass look
has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool
go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie
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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies
how does my broom make my ass look
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I cannot even begin to access how asinine this entire endeavor is.
I'm also rather offended because I wear a skirt. I see how it is, Dave. You're slowly trying to start a divide between the females and males. I thought you were more sensitive to my skirt wearing ways.
Perhaps you should wear a skirt all the time and see the oppression. Walk a couple of miles in high heels while we're at it.
Dave, why must you be so insensitive?
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ass-a-nine?
also how am i supposed to know what girls have to wear under their robes
from what i hear some wizards dont even know how pants work
either kind horrifying as that sounds
you got a deal
are the skirts in your house colors cause if not then i think i can fit into one of yours
dunno where ill get a pair of heels tho
my hips may not lie but i dont have dainty little lady feet
though i think a boy in a skirt and high heels is gonna end up more oppressed than a girl
wanna curl my hair and do my eyeliner while were at it
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Not everyone has had the privilege to wear pants.
A sad life indeed.
If you do this, I will personally do your make up.
I will make you only the prettiest in all the castle. Everyone will wish to have your looks.
They won't even know. Who says people need to know you're a boy in a skirt. All you have to do is leave your dorm fairly early so we can get you dressed up. I bet we can trick everyone into thinking we're each other.
I can get a wardrobe specially made for you if you're up for it.