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sortinghat_rp2012-10-28 01:45 pm
clockspinner) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-10-28 01:45 pm
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Eight Sick Beats
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has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool
go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie
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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blahlooks like that toucan from the lion king was wro
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies
how does my broom make my ass look
has anyone else noticed that our robes are long enough we could totally get away with not wearing pants
i have a proposal
no pants tuesday
every tuesday dont wear pants
and since i aint gonna go around checking up your robes just gimme a brofist if you see me on tuesday and youve dropped trou thats cool
go commando if you wish but dont come crying to me if chris hansen has a sit down with you cause peeves indecently exposed you to a firstie
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so yeah i know the match was exciting blah blah
but theres a much more important question here
on a scale of one to id hit that like a mack truck going seventy down the interstate with no brakes
crashing headlong into a school bus full of frontier children on their way to the schoolhouse to have their knuckles rapped by mrs wrinklebottom until theyre old enough to go to work in the coal mines and or start popping out babies
how does my broom make my ass look
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Which is a common term for underwear here, though I understand you might 8e more familiar with the slang of the United States. So even adding on the term "go commando" doesn't clarify it completely.
I never said I would 8e personally scandalized Dave, you're assuming things again. I just know some people, 8oth students and teachers may get upset. Professor Piexes would likely 8e one of those teachers for one.
And anyone with 8asic reading comprehension can see that you and Thor just agreed to go without any form of lower garments.
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im offended
ill go take my backwards colonial hillbilly ass back where i belong then milady
golly gee i am en-light-ened i aint never met one a you english folks before
scuse me while i go shoot me a squirrel for dinner
YEEEHAW 'MURICA
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8ut if you insist on 8eing deli8erately o8tuse, then fine, take this as me just wanting to stop you from having any fun and not actually showing care for one of my peers.
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i appreciate your contribution and i will be sure to wave at it as i cruise right on by
and if the high inquisitor wants to see my ochinchin that bad then hes got problems that only the texan legal system is qualified to solve
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8ut I've done my 8est to warn you off this idea so I suppose any repurcussion that happen are your own responsi8ility.
And I dou8t he wants to see it, and I won't even 8other pointing out that Texan law doesn't apply here and thus that legal system has no standing here 8ecause I know you're not that stupid.